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Palm Island, Dubai...it'd NEVER happen here.







brunswick

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our company designed most of it - not my dept. tho :-(

wont happen here for simple reasons.

Rich Arab families are all about show, a certain Emirate will have to have more prowess than the others- money no concern.

When you got a trillion barrells of oil sitting underground money is not an issue.
 
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dougdeep

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It would look as silly as the Gehry buildings. :jester:
 


Easy 10

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ChapmansThe Saviour said:
To be honest, Easy, I wouldn't want that shit here anyway. It's f***ing stupid.
I would.
In fact, I might sit down this afternoon and DESIGN one. More along the lines of a gigantic PIER though, but with loads of bits branching off everywhere. It'll have apartments, arcades, a golf course, a cinema, and the whole thing will be in the shape of a gargantuan COCK.

We could have it built at Southwick and everything.
 




Gwylan

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Easy 10 said:
I would.
In fact, I might sit down this afternoon and DESIGN one. More along the lines of a gigantic PIER though, but with loads of bits branching off everywhere. It'll have apartments, arcades, a golf course, a cinema, and the whole thing will be in the shape of a gargantuan COCK.

We could have it built at Southwick and everything.

:lolol: :lolol:
 


Brixtaan

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Something like that was planned for Shoreham once wasn't it? With the New Goldstone at the heart of it all.
 


Gwylan

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Brixtaan said:
Something like that was planned for Shoreham once wasn't it? With the New Goldstone at the heart of it all.

The Dubai development or Easy's giant cock?

Can you imagine the chants we'd get from away fans if they had to travel to the end of a massive schlong?
 












Brixtaan

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Gwylan said:
The Dubai development or Easy's giant cock?



I'm sure Easy's got lots of plans for his giant cock
 




Easy 10

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BarrelofFun said:
Is it on Google Earth? I have struggled to find it, as yet....
The Google Earth pictures are quite old (it still shows Maine Road for Man Citys ground). They only started building Palm Island in August 2001, and took 2 years just to complete the breakwater, so I expect it was nowhere near the finished article when the Google Earth pictures were taken.

Interestingly though, the Arab Prince has the only privately owned satellite in the world, and it was used to help calculate the geometry of the design of the Palm Island. They actually had some fella walking along the fronds with a transmitter, beaming information up to the satellite, which was in turn transmitting it to the ships and dredgers to ensure they were cascading the sand in precisely the right place.

I love all this kind of thing.
 




Brixtaan

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Man of Harveys

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I think it's a fine idea. The important helmety bit would be for the directors box and season ticket holders, the scrotum for the changing rooms (so the players can be said to be full of SPUNK) while the nearby anus would be a perfect place to put the away fans.
 


Easy 10

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And don't forget the lush foliage of pubic hair, which would provide warmth and cover during the winter months.
 








Barnet Seagull

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Easy 10 said:
The whole thing is visible from the MOON.

LIES.

Even the continents are barely visible from the moon, ya TARD.


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