Palace

[herbicide]

Well you see it's like this:

1. You find out and make a short list of rich people.
2. You prepare a letter pleading for them to take over your club.
3. Send letters to all these people. (Check spilling and garmmar)
4. Wait 7 days and follow-up by phone.
5. One will be taken by your plight and invest £500m so that Victor and Niles Winrock will stay and lead you to everlasting success.
6. You will all live happily everafter.

Easy really.

Dear Carwash.

Your uncle Nigel has died in Nigeria and you need to send me £50,000 in order that I can release funds in the region of...etc, etc

 

[User removed 4]

We'll take about 1,200 I reckon, which isn't bad considering we played them last season.

considering we played them last season ?? are you aware of what a truly wank statement that is ?

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I think you will find he went to school in Davidson road. (Saw a docu on him ages ago before he was tarnished)

He probably visited many schools in his time.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Dear Carwash.

Your uncle Nigel has died in Nigeria and you need to send me £50,000 in order that I can release funds in the region of...etc, etc

Already sent..when will you send the $80m into my bank account. I have been waiting 6 weeks already! My uncle was called Wilson Odumbango tho not Nigel. Anyways Nigel is a happy clappy sort of name synonomous (easy for me to say) with a section of Sarf London's finest.

 

[Perry Milkins]

He probably visited many schools in his time.

I dare say but he received education the Borough of Croydon so he tarnishes you not Banbury!

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I dare say but he received education the Borough of Croydon so he tarnishes you not Banbury!

My original post was making reference to his paedophilia in that he must've visited many schools because...oh I give up.
I always thought you were the clever one on here,Carwash?

 

[Perry Milkins]

My original post was making reference to his paedophilia in that he must've visited many schools because...oh I give up.
I always thought you were the clever one on here,Carwash?

I am the clever one on BBS not here..mind you Daft Dennis from Dewsbury is though of as rather smart amongst the Palace Fold.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I am the clever one on BBS not here..mind you Daft Dennis from Dewsbury is though of as rather smart amongst the Palace Fold.

Who are you on BBS?

 

[herbicide]

Nobody. Same as on here.

Or were you asking Carwash?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Nobody. Same as on here.

Or were you asking Carwash?

Carlton Dan?

Kafka?

None of those...

 

[churley1]

considering we played them last season ?? are you aware of what a truly wank statement that is ?

So why do you take 400 to Walsall and 6,500 to Villa then when they are roughly the same distance away? Obviously because it's a new ground/experience and evidently your cup final.

Wolves away isn't our cup final, we've been to Molineux about 10 times in the last decade. Wasn't it 1983 when you last played at Villa Park?

Enjoy the day though, if Villa play like they did last night, you're in for a mullering.

 

[herbicide]

Carlton Dan?

Kafka?

None of those...

Carlton Dan was banned for being funny. It is not allowed.

You are that Botty person, aren't you?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Carlton Dan was banned for being funny. It is not allowed.

You are that Botty person, aren't you?

Wrong...

 

[herbicide]

08?

 

[Perry Milkins]

08?

lets make a deal Herbs..are you Hoops Mccann or Maxi-D?

 

[herbicide]

Hoops.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Hoops.

Liar!

if you was Hoops you would know me.

 

[herbicide]

Now I'm confused.

Check PMs

 

[Milky87]

only the brave ones will step off at new street

I take it that all your supporters will stay on the train and have a go in Wolverhampton then.

Your support will be loads of twats who never go with there faces painted and wearing silly blue and white curly wigs

 

[csider]

Why wont there be many there?

cos they only sold about 500 tickets