Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
They still haven’t grasped that staying up requires more than 11 premier league quality players. Players can get injured or banned so you need a squad, which appears to be an alien concept to the chaps up the road. This being very strange considering a number of their players are injured.
Oh my heart pumps purple piss.
In fairness this will be their 9th season in the Premier League, they've certainly learned how to snide their way to safety over the years.
That said, the planning for this campaign has clearly been an unmitigated disaster. They've known since last year that Roy wouldn't be carrying on, yet did nothing to sort a replacement for when he shuffled off to his nursing home. Much like Spurs, they've ended up with about their 8th choice manager (pretty much by default, as nobody else would touch them with a shitty stick).
As for the squad, they let half of them run into the final year of their contracts, so they've been losing proven PL experience left, right and centre for nuffin, whilst plugging gaps with 2nd division players who's never kicked a ball in the PL. The SEGW is clearly now sick of the sight of the place, Benteke had his little goal-rush to con another contract out of them so can now settle back into his usual routine, and their best young player Eze won't be seen this side of Christmas.
They'll still snide it, they always do. But it won't be pretty.