Palace Caption Competition - Tuesday night

[Del Boy]

 

[Beach Hut]

You're fired

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

why did you look in that mirror?

 

[northstandnorth]

we're shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

or, its true you do have shit for brains

 

[northstandnorth]

or
"cough"

 

[brighton2win]

ian you have a growth on your neck

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I love you Ian, we're staying down together.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Play it cool, the camera is on us - but I just want to say if you don't get us promoted this season you're toast. History. As fired as my manicurist.

 

[Jello]

oi Dowie, clean your ears out. I can see the wax in your left ear from here

 

[Caveman]

"F*ck me you're just as ugly from the side"

 

[fleet]

Is that a tyre print on your head or is the barber a seagulls fan?

 

[colinpants]

bouncewhatability

 

[fleet]

and that is why you were not on the England short list

 

[Caveman]

Please don't go to Middlesborough.

 

[fleet]

do you know I can see through this ear and all the way out the pther side?

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

What do you think Ian,Would i look a bigger C unt with my hair long?

 

[Bwian]

If you think I'm sucking your cock after that load of shit you're f***ing dreaming.

 

[dcseagull]

Please don't tell me you're joining Bolton, where your family live, and please don't tell me that you've always intended to move back up North as you always only saw us a tin pot club you could use to get your career going and to help you get over the dissapointment of not being offered the Brighton job?

 

[Marc]

I love whispering sweet nothings into your cauliflower ear...you gorgeous man you!

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Please stay Iain you brute - we're like Beauty and the Beast, meant to be together'.