Palace Caption Competition - Tuesday night

[Yoda]

Remember to close the door on your way out.

 

[SussexSpur]

"Sorry Iain, but it's time to appoint a new manager... Me."

 

[fleet]

If I were a Vulcan you'd be dead now

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"hey iain.............you're too ugly to be gay


but i'm not, thats why i use "just for men gel"

cos i'm worth it


you're not, you're just an ugly twat, get out"

i reckon he DEFINITELY said that