Our friends up the road...

[LlcoolJ]

That embarrassment clause on the ground has been sorted, it's no longer applicable.
How's your syrup ?

You can't deny that the ground IS still a total embarrassment though can you. Well, I suppose you could try but you'd just be embarrassing yourself. More than you usually do.

 

[Motogull]

Morgan, Parish and Pardew all in the same room, must be close to some kind of smugness world record.

How did you miss the queen of smug out, Reid?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester CitySat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal PalaceSat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v SouthamptonSat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal PalaceSat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester UnitedWed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v ChelseaSat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal PalaceMon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

Zilch.

Dancing Alan sacked on Boxing Day.

 

[Springal]

Glad that this fantastic stat has been picked up by the red tops this morning. Wonderful stuff

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Thought I would add a disclaimer (though, of course, I hope that they sink like a pumice stone in a bath)…

Be careful, because, when we write them off, they come good, and, when they write us off, we make a hash of things.

 

[Pantani]

Full 2016 Table for those who are interested:

 

[Buzzer]

That is fantastic work. that man. We're top of the 92 and Palace are bottom and we have lost as many games in 2016 as Palace have won and we've scored 66 and let in 27 whereas Palace have scored 32 and let in 54.

 

[Randsta]

That is fantastic work. that man. We're top of the 92 and Palace are bottom and we have lost as many games in 2016 as Palace have won and we've scored 66 and let in 27 whereas Palace have scored 32 and let in 54.

Love a good Pardew jig!!!

 

[Easy 10]

I didn't realise we were the BEST at exactly the same time as CPFC2010 being the WORST. Lovely stuff. What a time to be alive.

It'd be great if those positions could be held for the whole of 2016. I might get a t-shirt printed.

 

[Mackenzie]

Top work [MENTION=12656]Pantani[/MENTION]

 

[Springal]

Absolute scenes. Didn't realise we were top. What a bunch of clowns

 

[fosters headband]

The one thing that Palace fans are always saying is, that all Brighton fans really support a premier league team. Well I have to admit, in my case they are correct and on the following dates I will be supporting the following teams.

Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City Sat 26 Nov
Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City Sat 10 Dec
Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford Mon 26 Dec

 

[Sheebo]

I thought it was you, all your twitter Palace " mates"

Nobodies mentioned Twitter ever except you. I have something called REAL mates - try it some time sonny Jim

 

[Lethargic]

Not sure if it can be said enough but if palace have the worst record this year who has the best?


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[Triggaaar]

It's November, Plenty of time for a Christmas and then end of season choking session for you chaps.

We won 7 and drew 3 of our last 10 games last season, giving the highest points in the division. Hardly choking.

 

[Triggaaar]

This doesn't do the "it's not just thick people who voted xxxx" lobby any favours.

Right, so John Salako is everyone who voted is he? Had they have said "no thick people voted xxxx" you'd have a point, but it isn't, so you don't.

 

[UaeGull]

Worst professional team in the leagues......P****e (Mirror feature......)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/official-crystal-palace-been-worst-9271097?ICID=FB_mirror_MF

lol

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There's a poll as well.

Should Palace sack Pardew?

Obviously not. He's doing a grand job.

 

[dazzer6666]

I don't much like the Mirror, and I don't like their use of 'like', but will, like, let them off in this case.

Like [emoji106]#PardewIn


Crystal Palace are bad. Like, really bad.

Alan Pardew's side may have reached the FA Cup Final last season, but their Premier League form in 2016 has been shocking to say the least.

And in fact, it's been so shocking that no other team in England's four professional divisions can match the Eagles for awfulness when it comes to the average points they pick up per game.

Palace have taken a measly 0.73 points per league match this calendar year, making them comfortably the worst side in the country.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Could somebody help me out with the correct collective noun for this lot, please?

[tweet]796613674853138433[/tweet]

A clunge of egos.