Our friends up the road...

[LlcoolJ]

You do know we have been laughing at you for 35 years.. don't you?

 

[Danny-Boy]

I've found a foolproof way of getting rid of any 'friend' you might be finding particularly annoying.

Just ask them to explain the multiple mortgages taken out by their club.
At that point they seem to have something else to do.

Not so easy to take out any mortgages on a ground you don't actually own though.

Thanks to Uncle Tony...

 

[Easy 10]

Having a site for Albion fans literally plastered with threads about a team in another league is a bit sad, si.

"Literally plastered with threads" - this is the only Palace-related thread on the entire front page. And like a Croydonite to a benefits office, you just couldn't keep away from it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Having a site for Albion fans literally plastered with threads about a team in another league is a bit sad, si.

As opposed to an entire section for such threads, perchance?

 

[Postman Pat]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

 

[Danny-Boy]

"Literally plastered with threads" - this is the only Palace-related thread on the entire front page. And like a Croydonite to a benefits office, you just couldn't keep away from it.

Like an Albionite to a line, you just couldn't refrain from sniffing your disapproval.

Hold the front page..

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A haemorrhoid, perhaps?

A twuntery?

All I can say is: ladies of New York City, brace yourselves, for the Pardew is in TOWN and ready to PART-AY.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

Crystal Palace v Manchester City 0 pts
Swansea City v Crystal Palace THREE pts
Crystal Palace v Southampton 0pts
Hull City v Crystal Palace 1pt
Crystal Palace v Manchester United 0pts
Crystal Palace v Chelsea 0pts
Watford v Crystal Palace 0pts

FOUR

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Apropos of nothing: do they have such a thing as superinjunctions in the USA?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

I think it's inevitable there will be an unexpected win or two in there, even for a team with a defence as bad as Palace's. Watford aren't very good lately and are on the way down, so I could see a cheery late Christmas gift for Pardiola there. I think they'll draw at Swansea, who are similarly poor. Probably win at Hull though.

 

[Hillian1]

Having a site for Albion fans literally plastered with threads about a team in another league is a bit sad, si.

Well, if there were thread after thread about say Stoke or Sunderland then maybe, but as invariably they tend to be about you lot, and believe it or not you lot are still our rivals and most of the threads are enjoying your particular situation right now then no, not at all.

p.s. Have you looked at BBS recently? There is an entire sub forum which is dedicated to us, for exactly the same reason.

 

[Stat Brother]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

Crystal Palace v Manchester City 0 pts
Swansea City v Crystal Palace THREE pts
Crystal Palace v Southampton 0pts
Hull City v Crystal Palace 1pt
Crystal Palace v Manchester United 0pts
Crystal Palace v Chelsea 0pts
Watford v Crystal Palace 0pts

FOUR

After a moments thought I've come to the conclusion we really need palace to win on Saturday.
Not just through luck but a proper quality win validating Pardew's team, ethos and ability.

If they get the dry humping we all expect, they may well find themselves in the relegation zone, which in turn my cause their board to use some of that mortgage money to pay off Pardew.
That in turn could spell disaster for NSC as they might, just might, employ a manager who knows what he's doing.

 

[lawros left foot]

Could somebody help me out with the correct collective noun for this lot, please?

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A receivership, obviously

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A receivership, obviously

It's a genuine surprise to me that they weren't pictured with Trump.

Imagine the conversations he and Pardew could have.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It's a genuine surprise to me that they weren't pictured with Trump.

Imagine the conversations he and Pardew could have.

Dominant

 

[tiberious]

A twuntery?

All I can say is: ladies of New York City, brace yourselves, for the Pardew is in TOWN and ready to PART-AY.

are they meeting Trump to make a complete Twuntery?

 

[Buzzer]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec

I'm going for 3.....

I'm going for one point (a draw against Hull) IF Pardew is allowed to remain at the club for all those games but I reckon if they lose to Swansea (assuming they lose to Citeh) then he's out of a job.

 

[StonehamPark]

Crystal Palace v Manchester City
Swansea City v Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace v Southampton
Hull City v Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace v Manchester United
Crystal Palace v Chelsea
Watford v Crystal Palace

5 out of 21

 

[CPFC G]

So our Palace chums.... how many points are you expecting from this lot:

Crystal Palace v Manchester City Sat 19 Nov 0-2
Swansea City v Crystal Palace Sat 26 Nov 1-2
Crystal Palace v Southampton Sat 3 Dec 0-2
Hull City v Crystal Palace Sat 10 Dec 1-1
Crystal Palace v Manchester United Wed 14 Dec 1-1
Crystal Palace v Chelsea Sat 17 Dec 0-2
Watford v Crystal Palace Mon 26 Dec 1-1

I'm going for 3.....

6 points, Fairly grim.

 

[Baldseagull]

I was thinking what a terrible year 2016 had been, with Brexit, Trump, Bowie, Cohen etc. and then I saw this thread, feeling glad all over now.