Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

[timbha]

Newcastle fans warned us, norwich fans warned us and even the brummies told us that he'd bring shame on the club. Why didn't we listen? A disgrace

 

[Bozza]

As ever, he just has to make it all about him, doesn't he?

The players must be sick and tired of his limelight hogging ways.

I hope the club consider getting Alan Pardew down, now he's got a bit of time on his hands, to give Chris some much-needed humility lessons.

 

[dazzer6666]

His awful gloating on MOTD was completely uncalled for. Disrespectful to that nice Mr Pulis and his team.

Get rid.

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[veuve]

Canteen staff at the training ground are in fear of his Gordon Ramsey style rants,he has had to be restraint from assaulting them and all because his mash was lumpy,get the lunatic away from our club

 

[Two Professors]

I thought trying to deflect attention from Strikergate,by pointing out the club has been after Gross for 2 years or so,was disgraceful!

 

[portlock seagull]

He's going to cost us points this season with his theatricals

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

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Let's hope it's not picked up by the FA, we don't need retrospective punishment, could be a long stadium ban. He's already on his final warning after the fist pump celebration towards the end of last season. He's just never going to learn.

 

[bhafc99]

Totally lost his (snot) rag yesterday.

 

[Dick Head]

If supporters are getting twitchy about his histrionics I wonder what effect they are having behind the scenes? He'll have to be careful, what with the board's revolving door managerial policy and festering resentment in the dressing room, his time could soon be up.

 

[jcdenton08]

As ever, he just has to make it all about him, doesn't he?

The players must be sick and tired of his limelight hogging ways.

I hope the club consider getting Alan Pardew down, now he's got a bit of time on his hands, to give Chris some much-needed humility lessons.

Alan "Humility" Pardew

 

[Questions]

I hate having to defend the guy every monday morning at work. Can't he do a press conference without showing respect, humility and a reasoned account of the match.

 

[Eeyore]

Nervous stewerd moves in as our Chris glances a menacing look at Rafa. Very tense for a while.

 

[dazzer6666]

He went batshit mental when we scored. Unacceptable behaviour.

 

[Stat Brother]

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That blokes a nutter.

 

[portlock seagull]

Rumour going round that MOTD2 only interviewed him on the pitch after because he'd already smashed up the sponsor's cube to get at Rafa....Andy Naylor apparently saw but has already entered witness protection scheme.

 

[The Fifth Column]

FFS these two hooligans need to be dealt with severely by the FA. He's roped in Trollope as his wingman now! Just look at the venom as they offer out all and sundry, maniacs both of them.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

He's even added a strut to the double fist-pump. What next? This should have been nipped in the bud a long time ago.

 

[Blue3]

FFS these two hooligans need to be dealt with severely by the FA. He's roped in Trollope as his wingman now! Just look at the venom as they offer out all and sundry, maniacs both of them.

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Even Ben Thatcher from Royal Blood (to the right of the photo in the baseball cap) looks a little embarrassed with The pair of them

 

[Ernest]

He's even added a strut to the double fist-pump. What next? This should have been nipped in the bud a long time ago.

That was a dance move he perfected with Garth Crooks in Stringfellows in the 80's dancing to Diamond Lights

 

[Gabbafella]

That was a dance move he perfected with Garth Crooks in Stringfellows in the 80's dancing to Diamond Lights

I think watching Alan "humility" Pardew throwing down the dance off gauntlet a while back and it go unchallenged all this time may have angered Chris "unhinged" Houghton.
Wouldn't want to be anywhere near this maniac when he starts chucking shapes.