He's clearly their spotter. Just making eyes on the rozzers to make sure they don't move in and if they do he luzzes the baseball cap at them so they can play it cool with the "what? Me gov? I ain't dun nuffin'" expressions.
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He's clearly their spotter. Just making eyes on the rozzers to make sure they don't move in and if they do he luzzes the baseball cap at them so they can play it cool with the "what? Me gov? I ain't dun nuffin'" expressions.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Replying to a daft weather question from a local freelance wannabe journalist last season was probably a step to far even for Hooters
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
At one point, he calmly walked towards his water bottle, and left it where it was. There were kids watching. What sort of example does this set? The man's schizoid. I've sent an email to the F.A..
Alba Badger
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We can only hope some anger management sessions help him curb that horrible temper of his.
Gazwag
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I'm sure I counted 5 double fist pumps after we scored.
He was also in major danger of getting sent to the stands as he was outside his technical area with his arms stretched out almost touching the pitch at one point yesterday. I think it was just after Benitez passed him the wine list.
He was also in major danger of getting sent to the stands as he was outside his technical area with his arms stretched out almost touching the pitch at one point yesterday. I think it was just after Benitez passed him the wine list.
Moshe Gariani
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- Mar 10, 2005
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Hughton's goal celebrating histrionics are starting to attract media attention now too - the NBC commentary team picked up on yesterday's excess and were justifiably very unimpressed. I think CH was lucky that Benitez is such a class act otherwise he'd have been following Mourinho to the stands...
Gazwag
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Touchline ban coming up for taking the piss out of Benitez
and look at the anger
and look at the anger
Gazwag
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Normally you politely put you arm up to attract the waiters attention, not our Chris "Oi waiter where the ****ing menu"
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
The way he contemptuously blows his nose reminds me of 'I fart in your general direction'.Let's hope the FA don't get wise to this!
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,526
Petulance from the lad.
Apparently he went to Anger Management therapy in the summer. He was told to write down on a piece what was causing his blood to boil at any particular moment. He then reads this back to Paul Barber after the match. You could see yesterday that it won't be long before the pencil breaks and all hell breaks loose.
GreersElbow
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His anger is beginning to rub off on the players, Hemed's behaviour is learnt - only one culprit.
TheJasperCo
Well-known member
Normally you politely put you arm up to attract the waiters attention, not our Chris "Oi waiter where the ****ing menu"
The guy in the beige T-shirt in the crowd, with his head in his hands: "No Chris, not again. The FA are onto you and your over-exuberance."
NorthLainer
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That's [MENTION=18713]TottonSeagull[/MENTION]...he knows what a herbert Chris can be like sitting so close to the dugouts!
The Large One
Who's Next?
Touchline ban coming up for taking the piss out of Benitez
The smile. The deadly smile.
Rafa's so lucky he's still breathing after touching Chris' face. Someone keep an eye out for the Benitez family.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Normally you politely put you arm up to attract the waiters attention, not our Chris "Oi waiter where the ****ing menu"
Due to Hughton's unpredictable behaviour, Bruno (Behind the D-block sign), for his own safety has taken to wearing a kevlar vest.
- Apr 5, 2014
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Very annoyed on this occasion. Using a pen. He was advised against said pencil lest he tear the place down upon its breaking.