Mo Gosfield
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- Aug 11, 2010
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I also have a vision of Vicente riding into Falmer on a donkey with Albion fans laying palm leaves out in front of him...
...and jumping off the beast in front of the ' wall of legends ' and destroying Gus' picture with a volley of gunfire. Being met at the main entrance with a sedan chair and carried triumphantly out to the centre-circle. There he alights, kneels and kisses the centre circle. He is then thrown two footballs which he juggles simultaneously, whilst carrying out a press interview extolling the virtues of BHA and Oscar Garcia.
Ten minutes in at Elland Road, he beats four men and scores and dedicates the goal to the Brighton fans. He is sensational all season, we storm to automatic promotion and he then announces his retirement from all football, to open a vineyard in Spain.
Ole'