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Óscar García Junyent - Club CONFIRM appointment as Head Coach (8.10pm, 26 June)



Mo Gosfield

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Aug 11, 2010
6,362
I also have a vision of Vicente riding into Falmer on a donkey with Albion fans laying palm leaves out in front of him...

...and jumping off the beast in front of the ' wall of legends ' and destroying Gus' picture with a volley of gunfire. Being met at the main entrance with a sedan chair and carried triumphantly out to the centre-circle. There he alights, kneels and kisses the centre circle. He is then thrown two footballs which he juggles simultaneously, whilst carrying out a press interview extolling the virtues of BHA and Oscar Garcia.
Ten minutes in at Elland Road, he beats four men and scores and dedicates the goal to the Brighton fans. He is sensational all season, we storm to automatic promotion and he then announces his retirement from all football, to open a vineyard in Spain.
Ole'
 










Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,264
...and jumping off the beast in front of the ' wall of legends ' and destroying Gus' picture with a volley of gunfire. Being met at the main entrance with a sedan chair and carried triumphantly out to the centre-circle. There he alights, kneels and kisses the centre circle. He is then thrown two footballs which he juggles simultaneously, whilst carrying out a press interview extolling the virtues of BHA and Oscar Garcia.
Ten minutes in at Elland Road, he beats four men and scores and dedicates the goal to the Brighton fans. He is sensational all season, we storm to automatic promotion and he then announces his retirement from all football, to open a vineyard in Spain.
Ole'

Sir, I admire you work and I like your style.
 






Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,468
Brighton
i am happy

parttttyyyy PARRTTTYYY WOOOOOO


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tinycowboy

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Aug 9, 2008
4,004
Canterbury
Let me know when someone tweets that an official club announcement is imminent - I'd better get on with some work now. Hang on a sec - it's lunchtime!
 






shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Apologies if fixt....

... but is Mr Garcia wearing a shirt from Bruno's fashion line?

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Yes

There is a promotional picture (buried somewhere in the last 20 pages) of OGJ, Bruno and Joaquin all in th3 tshirts
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,032
West, West, West Sussex
Wasn't listening with full attention, but I'm sure SSN just said in the next hour "We'll be hearing from Oscar Garcia...."
 


Grombleton

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Sweeney Todd

New member
Apr 24, 2008
1,636
Oxford/Lancing
Orlandi’s goal against Blackpool will now be the norm for us. I have visions of lumbering Championship midfielders and defenders chasing shadows as our flairmeisters run rings round them.
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
31,264
Yeah, as in "who remembers the day we all though we'd signed Oscar before he joined Newcastle?"
 












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