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Only Andrex 4 ply Quilts good enough. Is it just me ?



Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,790
Brighton
This is the only stuff i will use.

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fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Another sign... I'd better get myself to the doctors. Your right it was 'IZAL'. I think Jeyes was a fluid for cleaning the toilet...don't think I ever used that on my bum :eek: mind you it would have been more efficient than the aforementioned IZAL. :)

Now strangely responding to my own quote (in an effort to preserve my sanity) Perhaps I've not become as unhinged as I thought..

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Also this ....

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And as previously mentioned but a bit later I think....

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I hadn't a clue my mum had been so spoilt for choice.. :)
 














TheJasperCo

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2012
4,612
Exeter
Don't Japan have toilets which shoot fountains of water up the crevice to clean and sanitise your stinky behind?

In the UK we're far more advanced in our approach to bottom-wiping. I stick to fish and chip wrappers and copies of the Sun. Scrunching, of course, never folding - you need the surface area to be maximised.
 






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