Only Andrex 4 ply Quilts good enough. Is it just me ?

[Garage_Doors]

This is the only stuff i will use.

 

[fat old seagull]

Izal surely

Another sign... I'd better get myself to the doctors. Your right it was 'IZAL'. I think Jeyes was a fluid for cleaning the toilet...don't think I ever used that on my bum mind you it would have been more efficient than the aforementioned IZAL.

 

[BBassic]

"Sniffy" may not be the best word to use when discussing your bathroom preferences.

 

[glasfryn]

Izal surely

Izal was made by jeyes of Thetford

 

[fat old seagull]

Another sign... I'd better get myself to the doctors. Your right it was 'IZAL'. I think Jeyes was a fluid for cleaning the toilet...don't think I ever used that on my bum mind you it would have been more efficient than the aforementioned IZAL.

Now strangely responding to my own quote (in an effort to preserve my sanity) Perhaps I've not become as unhinged as I thought..



Also this ....



And as previously mentioned but a bit later I think....



I hadn't a clue my mum had been so spoilt for choice..

 

[SUA Seagull]

thread.

Or even a faecetious thread!

 

[CheeseRolls]

NNR is that midget gem bloke isn't he? There are some strange ones about.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Wet wipes only.

 

[The Clamp]

Wet wipes only.

Whilst that is probably the most hygenic option, wiping with a wet wipe is most unpleasant. It's like being fingered by a ghost.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Don't Japan have toilets which shoot fountains of water up the crevice to clean and sanitise your stinky behind?

In the UK we're far more advanced in our approach to bottom-wiping. I stick to fish and chip wrappers and copies of the Sun. Scrunching, of course, never folding - you need the surface area to be maximised.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Your'e a soft ar$e!

Remember that Jeyes paper they used to have at school. It was more like greaseproof paper than toilet paper.

TNBA

TTF