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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,508
Worthing
My money is on a non prescription pharmaceutical incident during his " rock and roll " years subsequently turning him into a cross between Des Lynam and a buck Rabbit.

Yeah Buck Lynam,although that does sound like a Marvel comic superhero.

How's the tummy ths morning veg ?
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,272
Tummy fine, head rather fuzzy today. I'm blaming the large pack of cheese and onion crisps I scoffed last night.
 


Only MAYBE dating models ?

Has your penis shrunk as well now or is the temp job in Sweden not making your wallet fat enough

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"A conception not reducible to the small change of daily experience is like a currency not exchangeable for articles of consumption; it is not a symbol, but a fraud."
George Santayana

How're things with you and your pal Adam Lallana, future England stalwart? :lolol:
 


Your actually a decent bloke mate as we have met a few times so people having a pop without knowing you are out of line but thats the nature of the internet. I believe you have lead a very interesting life and to be on an INXS video is pretty cool, no denying that. What I would say is that you set yourself up for ridicule and I must do as well. The fact you took the photo abuse and then made it your avatar, well fair play to you. You do come across as arrogant sometimes but I guess that is all part of the game.

What I have to illustrate for you US, is that the flak you receive for revealing the truth about yourself will not perceive you as the 'beautiful loser', and no-one really loves THAT much about your foibles and swims against the tides. Sympathy isn't going to come thick and fast, nor encouraging words of comfort over the battered and swollen collapsed on life's canvas - hoping for the bell and the seconds to take them home with soothing words and soothing salves.
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No more do people like to hear more about anyone's revelations of a more glamorous nature - not even coming from a local person making completely great, being a winnah, living the things that their dreams are made of, running free like a stud among the roes while they are held to a fence post by life's barbed-wire, floating like a butterfly stingin' like a bee circling in the ring's limited boundaries - treating those ropes like friends while the other sees them as their prison.

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Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
What I have to illustrate for you US, is that the flak you receive for revealing the truth about yourself will not perceive you as the 'beautiful loser', and no-one really loves THAT much about your foibles and swims against the tides. Sympathy isn't going to come thick and fast, nor encouraging words of comfort over the battered and swollen collapsed on life's canvas - hoping for the bell and the seconds to take them home with soothing words and soothing salves.
Ricky-Hatton-001.jpg


No more do people like to hear more about anyone's revelations of a more glamorous nature - not even coming from a local person making completely great, being a winnah, living the things that their dreams are made of, running free like a stud among the roes while they are held to a fence post by life's barbed-wire, floating like a butterfly stingin' like a bee circling in the ring's limited boundaries - treating those ropes like friends while the other sees them as their prison.

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Fair enough. Some reasonable points there.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
Anyway I have 15 Women wanting to meet me on the site in a few days so maybe I'm not such a loser after all.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,272
What I have to illustrate for you US, is that the flak you receive for revealing the truth about yourself will not perceive you as the 'beautiful loser', and no-one really loves THAT much about your foibles and swims against the tides. Sympathy isn't going to come thick and fast, nor encouraging words of comfort over the battered and swollen collapsed on life's canvas - hoping for the bell and the seconds to take them home with soothing words and soothing salves.
Ricky-Hatton-001.jpg


No more do people like to hear more about anyone's revelations of a more glamorous nature - not even coming from a local person making completely great, being a winnah, living the things that their dreams are made of, running free like a stud among the roes while they are held to a fence post by life's barbed-wire, floating like a butterfly stingin' like a bee circling in the ring's limited boundaries - treating those ropes like friends while the other sees them as their prison.

Floyd-Mayweather-Jnr-001.jpg

Ok, so maybe it was mushrooms ...
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,508
Worthing
Anyway I have 15 Women wanting to meet me on the site in a few days so maybe I'm not such a loser after all.

Go get em US. Don't go Eastern European though if you can help it.
They are always orange and go for your money. Ask Vegster if you don't believe me cos he works in Bognor.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
I have my first date tomorrow from the internet. Wish me well. I am not sure if I am ready but hey, ho, here go's head first again !
 




Lady Gull

New member
Aug 6, 2011
3,884
West sussex
Good luck US - your extremely brave online dating - I have a few friends though that have met their partners that way - I still maintain that the best relationships normally start when you are actually not even looking for one!
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
Well I was not sure but why not ? She seems a nice lady and we have been speaking for a while. It may be a disaster but you have to keep trying.
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
good luck US.

Thanks mate. I found out my ex is seeing someone else already which made me decide to take the plunge. I don't really feel up to it tbh but I will see how it go's.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,508
Worthing
Thanks mate. I found out my ex is seeing someone else already which made me decide to take the plunge. I don't really feel up to it tbh but I will see how it go's.

Good luck just don't mention your passion for stamp collecting.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,272
Well I was not sure but why not ? She seems a nice lady and we have been speaking for a while. It may be a disaster but you have to keep trying.

Unc, be yourself, don't get too deep too soon, relax, if you don't click, don't blame yourself. Make her laugh and see how it goes. Mind you I hope you don't end up dating my ex wife, you don't deserve that, you do too much good work.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
Good luck just don't mention your passion for stamp collecting.

It's more bird spotting mate. I have seen 2 Jays recently and it made my day. Best to keep that quiet probably.
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
And she is Eastern European !
 


Lady Gull

New member
Aug 6, 2011
3,884
West sussex
Unc, be yourself, don't get too deep too soon, relax, if you don't click, don't blame yourself. Make her laugh and see how it goes. Mind you I hope you don't end up dating my ex wife, you don't deserve that, you do too much good work.

Exactly, be yourself - your a smashing person so just have fun x
 


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