Online dating

[The Peanut Roaster]

That's better.

Everyone friends again now?

 

[NMH]

I have to say I have warmed quite a lot to DR recently. Ok, his right wing views are a bit off the scale but I know he likes a bit of a tear up and if this ever came to fruition I am afraid NMH would be toast.

I would stand behind you US, you obviously know a hard man capable of taking care of himself when you read one..... you would protect me wouldn't you??

 

[NMH]

Internet dating you get out what you ut in. One of my chums has had alot of success lining up casual sex as after all thats what he was looking for and so were they.

If thats not your bag then fair enough. Last year i went out with someone i met on an internet site for about six months.

Yes there are some mentalists on there (men as well as women) but its no different to meeting someone at a social occasion and arranging a meet up some other time and then finding out they are not to your taste afterall.

It may take a few first dates before you find someone you want to meet again.

To be fair it doesnt have to be "fat wallett" and meals and theatre etc. Most ladies are quite happy to meet in the pub for a couple of drinks. In fact i would be cautious of those that DO want "meals and expense" becausw they are probably a serial dater - just after a free dinner.

Ah yeah, I know a lad who used 'plenty of fish' and other sites just to try and get his end away as much as possible.
Sadly though, I did see one of his dates and it wasn't pretty...... but the weirdest thing was that he was doing his best to get her in the sack still.
Nope, some of them fish must be plenty because they get thrown back a lot.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I would stand behind you US, you obviously know a hard man capable of taking care of himself when you read one..... you would protect me wouldn't you??

Your actually a decent bloke mate as we have met a few times so people having a pop without knowing you are out of line but thats the nature of the internet. I believe you have lead a very interesting life and to be on an INXS video is pretty cool, no denying that. What I would say is that you set yourself up for ridicule and I must do as well. The fact you took the photo abuse and then made it your avatar, well fair play to you. You do come across as arrogant sometimes but I guess that is all part of the game.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I also concur that NMH is a thoroughly decent, pleasant chap in real life.

 

[NMH]

Your actually a decent bloke mate as we have met a few times so people having a pop without knowing you are out of line but thats the nature of the internet. I believe you have lead a very interesting life and to be on an INXS video is pretty cool, no denying that. What I would say is that you set yourself up for ridicule and I must do as well. The fact you took the photo abuse and then made it your avatar, well fair play to you. You do come across as arrogant sometimes but I guess that is all part of the game.

Most of them don't know it's me doing the chain-pulling, which is the tres amusant part for your intrepid master of puppets.
The ones that can tell stay back and watch, innit. There is only one winnah here
INXS was just one (of my complete "fabrications" etc.).
It's hard being Brighton's Zelig, rubbing shoulders with everyday names, training alongside Arnold and Hulk Hogan, working on films (one of which was directed by Robert Altman and included;

Tim Robbins ... Griffin Mill

Greta Scacchi ... June Gudmundsdottir

Fred Ward ... Walter Stuckel

Whoopi Goldberg ... Detective Avery

Peter Gallagher ... Larry Levy

Brion James ... Joel Levison

Cynthia Stevenson ... Bonnie Sherow

Vincent D'Onofrio ... David Kahane

Dean Stockwell ... Andy Civella

Richard E. Grant ... Tom Oakley

Sydney Pollack ... Dick Mellon

Lyle Lovett ... Detective DeLongpre

Dina Merrill ... Celia

Angela Hall ... Jan
Leah Ayres ... Sandy

Paul Hewitt ... Jimmy Chase

Randall Batinkoff ... Reg Goldman

Jeremy Piven ... Steve Reeves

Gina Gershon ... Whitney Gersh
Frank Barhydt ... Frank Murphy
Mike Kaplan ... Marty Grossman (as Mike E. Kaplan)
Kevin Scannell ... Gar Girard
Margery Bond ... Witness
Susan Emshwiller ... Detective Broom
Brian Brophy ... Phil
Michael Tolkin ... Eric Schecter
Stephen Tolkin ... Carl Schecter
Natalie Strong ... Natalie
Peter Koch ... Walter (as Pete Koch)

Pamela Bowen ... Trixie

Jeff Celentano ... Rocco (as Jeff Weston)

Steve Allen ... Himself

Richard Anderson ... Himself

Rene Auberjonois ... Himself

Harry Belafonte ... Himself

Shari Belafonte ... Herself

Karen Black ... Herself

Michael Bowen ... Himself

Gary Busey ... Himself

Robert Carradine ... Himself
Charles Champlin ... Himself

Cher ... Herself

James Coburn ... Himself

Cathy Lee Crosby ... Herself

John Cusack ... Himself
Brad Davis ... Himself

Paul Dooley ... Himself
Thereza Ellis ... Herself

Peter Falk ... Himself

Felicia Farr ... Herself
Katarzyna Figura ... Herself (as Kasia Figura)

Louise Fletcher ... Herself

Dennis Franz ... Himself

Teri Garr ... Herself

Leeza Gibbons ... Herself

Scott Glenn ... Himself

Jeff Goldblum ... Himself

Elliott Gould ... Himself

Joel Grey ... Himself

David Alan Grier ... Himself

Buck Henry ... Himself

Anjelica Huston ... Herself (as Angelica Huston)

Kathy Ireland ... Herself

Steve James ... Himself
Maxine John-James ... Herself

Sally Kellerman ... Herself

Sally Kirkland ... Herself

Jack Lemmon ... Himself

Marlee Matlin ... Herself

Andie MacDowell ... Herself

Malcolm McDowell ... Himself

Jayne Meadows ... Herself

Martin Mull ... Himself

Jennifer Nash ... Herself

Nick Nolte ... Himself

Alexandra Powers ... Herself
Bert Remsen ... Himself
Guy Remsen ... Himself
Patricia Resnick ... Herself

Burt Reynolds ... Himself

Jack Riley ... Himself

Julia Roberts ... Herself

Mimi Rogers ... Herself

Annie Ross ... Herself

Alan Rudolph ... Himself

Jill St. John ... Movie Star

Susan Sarandon ... Herself
Adam Simon ... Himself

Rod Steiger ... Himself
Joan Tewkesbury ... Herself

Brian Tochi ... Himself

Lily Tomlin ... Herself

Robert Wagner ... Himself

Ray Walston ... Himself

Bruce Willis ... Himself

Marvin Young ... Himself
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Althea Gibson ... Herself (uncredited)
Ted Hartley ... Party Guest (uncredited)
Jack Jason ... Himself (uncredited)
James McLindon ... Jim the Writer (uncredited)
Derek Raser ... Studio Mail Driver (uncredited)

Scott Shaw ... Himself (uncredited)

Patrick Swayze ... Himself (uncredited)

Dan Twyman ... Funeral Guest (uncredited)

But I'd rather not mention ANYTHING about that, for FEAR of working up the hyenas

 

[tedebear]

1 minute 49 seconds, a flashing fleeting image in a video I worked on (behind the scenes, but the lads asked me to make up the numbers for the cover and video shoot as well) I guess, according to Andy Warhol (who I have also met with in my imaginary past, at a party in 1984 or 5), I am owed another 14 minutes 59.77 seconds of fame.
You may have to be adept with your mouse to capture the glimpse which would anyway be indelibly stamped anyway, subconsciously by the wonder of video trickery, into the part of your brain that registers sensual stimuli.
I am modelling a rather manlyman soft fleeced cotton yellow shirt with a brown check, and fashionably placed sunglasses, and a look of slight consternation at the goings-on before my naked eyes. The two surfer-type lads are brothers.
Knock yourself out. Das Reich will surely be knocking on out.
Oh and dwayne ....I admit I missed the chance to ask INXS if they would introduce me to Kylie. I could have been a contender! (to sweep her chimney)

errr - thanks but I wasn't asking to see a video with you in it....rather odd to say the least!

 

[NMH]

errr - thanks but I wasn't asking to see a video with you in it....rather odd to say the least!

Do I hear a complaint from the peanut gallery??
Many MANY fans on here had strong regard for a glimpse of my visage, so the oddness was posted on all their behalf - not just you, even though you are also special.
It's the sex lies and videotape none of you can abide, even from Brighton's favourite son abroad.

Why I have had such arrogance today, that earlier while dogwalking I threw a pine cone from a distance and directly hit a street lamp - then repeated the feat again just to prove that I was 'on'.
Winner.

Alas I must away, this good night is calling me hither, and perhaps thither.

 

[tedebear]

Do I hear a complaint from the peanut gallery??
Many MANY fans on here had strong regard for a glimpse of my visage, so the oddness was posted on all their behalf - not just you, even though you are also special.
It's the sex lies and videotape none of you can abide, even from Brighton's favourite son abroad.

Why I have had such arrogance today, that earlier while dogwalking I threw a pine cone from a distance and directly hit a street lamp - then repeated the feat again just to prove that I was 'on'.
Winner.


Alas I must away, this good night is calling me hither, and perhaps thither.

Now I am really freaked out. Very bizarre to say the least.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Nutty as a frigging fruitcake

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I thought I would just mention that the little fellow is going to attend his first game at the Amex on saturday against Blackpool. I don`t think I have ever seen him so looking forward to a match quite so much. It is only recently that he has realised that Blackpool were relegated as they looked quite good in early february I think before his stroke.
We are going to be in the South/East disabled seats on the corner and I`ve told him no Klinsman style dives on the pitch just yet.
He had his Gillingham programme open when I popped in tonight and his radio already tuned to radio Sussex for the Cardiff match and then I had to break it to him that it is actually on tomorrow. The language that comes out of that boys mouth.
Going to have a good walk round between 1.30 and 2.00 before saturdays game so hopefully he`ll bump into old friends.

Fantastic news Sid, thanks for the update. So pleased for my li'l old mate. Please tell him me and my sister Maxine have put a pic of him on the mosaic so he is on there for good. There must be an announcement on the tannoy and screen etc , the man is a BHAFC legend .

Who is it and why should I care about him attending football?

NMH, you really are a true, genuine twat.

Hats off to you.

 

[NMH]

Now I am really freaked out. Very bizarre to say the least.

It's not a big deal really, I've just answered a couple of people who claim I'm a adonis pulling the birds left right and centre and related a couple of facts that get some losers excited. I know you were enthralled by Uncle Spielberg's taking this thread and grinding it with personal reflections on his introspective.
For the person/s who try to make some deal out of what I look like, insist my reality is all lies and fabrications, you got answered that's all.
"freaked out" are you tedebear? Jolly good

Thanks to the obviously misguided chaps I've met who seem to think I am "an alright bloke", even US with his addendum that my revelations are arrogant - but why not, it's only text on NSC where you are damned for having humility anyway, and I'm not saying I'm better at anything, anyway.

 

[NMH]

NMH, you really are a true, genuine twat.

Hats off to you.

So bringing up an obscure thread of old? It was a fair question, and once answered I knew who it was about and turned out I'd met him a couple of times at football. Maybe you can give an update on the chap instead of trying to use that old thread here in your crass effort to add and detract ....something?

 

[tedebear]

It's not a big deal really, I've just answered a couple of people who claim I'm a adonis pulling the birds left right and centre and related a couple of facts that get some losers excited. I know you were enthralled by Uncle Spielberg's taking this thread and grinding it with personal reflections on his introspective.
For the person/s who try to make some deal out of what I look like, insist my reality is all lies and fabrications, you got answered that's all.
"freaked out" are you tedebear? Jolly good

Thanks to the obviously misguided chaps I've met who seem to think I am "an alright bloke", even US with his addendum that my revelations are arrogant - but why not, it's only text on NSC where you are damned for having humility anyway, and I'm not saying I'm better at anything, anyway.

Your intepretation skills of what you think you have to address on here are faulty, I saught no answer as I didn't ask a question, simply made a statement alluding to the fact I had a very different mental image as I probably do for all people on here. Yet you seem to think thats a window for you to roll out your odd past with video evidence. You strike me like those in the music industry I know who are clinging onto a faded star of their past life, which was fleeting anyhow and talk themselves up on paper as they really are just as mundane and ordinary in real life like the rest of us.

Yep - you are freaky.

 

[dwayne]

Most of them don't know it's me doing the chain-pulling, which is the tres amusant part for your intrepid master of puppets.
The ones that can tell stay back and watch, innit. There is only one winnah here
INXS was just one (of my complete "fabrications" etc.).
It's hard being Brighton's Zelig, rubbing shoulders with everyday names, training alongside Arnold and Hulk Hogan, working on films (one of which was directed by Robert Altman and included;

Tim Robbins ... Griffin Mill

Greta Scacchi ... June Gudmundsdottir

Fred Ward ... Walter


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Wiggles little finger

Must have been quite a comedown to go from shmoozing with west Hollywoods finest to temping in Sweden....

Must have been quite heartbreaking to lose your looks so drastically as well. You're like the NSC equivalent of mickey rourke without the style, charisma, muscles and charm.....

Toodles

 

[NMH]

Your intepretation skills of what you think you have to address on here are faulty, I saught no answer as I didn't ask a question, simply made a statement alluding to the fact I had a very different mental image as I probably do for all people on here. Yet you seem to think thats a window for you to roll out your odd past with video evidence. You strike me like those in the music industry I know who are clinging onto a faded star of their past life, which was fleeting anyhow and talk themselves up on paper as they really are just as mundane and ordinary in real life like the rest of us.

Yep - you are freaky.

You referred to "not what you imagined", I don't know quite what you imagine, but I don't even want to "imagine" how you look anyway.
You have a very active imagination if you think I hold up a split second in someone else's video as a 'shining star of my fading past'!

 

[NMH]

Wiggles little finger

Must have been quite a comedown to go from shmoozing with west Hollywoods finest to temping in Sweden....

Must have been quite heartbreaking to lose your looks so drastically as well. You're like the NSC equivalent of mickey rourke without the style, charisma, muscles and charm.....

Toodles

I lost my looks? You are making it up there sonny, you are 'losing your looks' just like everyone else who doesn't manage to die before they get old.
Is it a curse to live longer and become a wrinkled old pensioner, better kill yourself now then if you think like that. I no longer look like my baby-pictures - howabout you?
As for schmoozing hollywood - I can tell you, because I have been there and can relate to what you seem to think is all-out-glamourous (and even resort to scraping up lies about your life), that it's not really something that 'makes' your life. I can go back there and keep doing that if I want to - do you not 'get' that? I can be there NOW, I can be working in films and maybe dating models and all those other things you DREAM of!
I expect I can join a dating service in Sweden too. Maybe I should do that just so I can tell you all about it

 

[dwayne]

I lost my looks? You are making it up there sonny, you are 'losing your looks' just like everyone else who doesn't manage to die before they get old.
Is it a curse to live longer and become a wrinkled old pensioner, better kill yourself now then if you think like that. I no longer look like my baby-pictures - howabout you?
As for schmoozing hollywood - I can tell you, because I have been there and can relate to what you seem to think is all-out-glamourous (and even resort to scraping up lies about your life), that it's not really something that 'makes' your life. I can go back there and keep doing that if I want to - do you not 'get' that? I can be there NOW, I can be working in films and maybe dating models and all those other things you DREAM of!
I expect I can join a dating service in Sweden too. Maybe I should do that just so I can tell you all about it

Only MAYBE dating models ?

Has your penis shrunk as well now or is the temp job in Sweden not making your wallet fat enough

X

 

[Questions]

Meades Ball is a great poster on here but he let us know about the accident and subsequent 'damage'.

NMH ? Come on ... tell us what happened.

 

[vegster]

Meades Ball is a great poster on here but he let us know about the accident and subsequent 'damage'.

NMH ? Come on ... tell us what happened.

My money is on a non prescription pharmaceutical incident during his " rock and roll " years subsequently turning him into a cross between Des Lynam and a buck Rabbit.