Old street

[User removed 4]

Mistaken as Senior Service, shocking!

He obviously thought I was talking about a male stripper

 

[User removed 4]

I ended up playing pool in there with a mutual friend of ours a few years back. The birds in there were all rather fit but they had all perfected that thousand yard stare of the terminally bored.

Worst strippers I ever saw was at the Goring Conservative Association. There is nothing sexy about a moonlighting dinner lady with a C-section and a fanny like a split sofa. I was playing snooker that night but it was difficult not to notice the proceedings esp when they came round with a pint glass.

Oh, and there was one other who was worse. Someone had arranged for a stripper to attend a mate's 25th birthday when I used to live in Johannesburg. Unfortunately she cancelled at the last minute so they found one who came out at 20 minutes notice. They'd found her advert in the back of some farming weekly newspaper left in the bar. You can imagine just how top class she was.

there is only one candidate who springs to mind who may be our mutual friend !!

 

[spig100963]

Mistaken as Senior Service, shocking!

I have my Bushy's and my smudges mixed up.


Edit, Typical Pongo.

 

[spig100963]

I have my Bushy's and my smudges mixed up.


Edit, Typical Pongo.

Which one of you went down South? or was it both of you?

 

[User removed 4]

Which one of you went down South? or was it both of you?

I went to the falklands but after the war in 1985, i know smudge personally , he's a mate from years ago, I think he was down there when it mattered.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I went to the falklands but after the war in 1985, i know smudge personally , he's a mate from years ago, I think he was down there when it mattered.

Making a killing on deployment T-shirts!

 

[spig100963]

Making a killing on deployment T-shirts!

I only ask as Sama82 are doing indulgence flights down there for a visit for £275 for any veterans.

I am trying to get myself down there in November. Work and money permitting. The offer finishes at the end of this year. I pm'd ifyouhatepalace about it but heard nothing back. (Maybe coz i iz a bootneck).

Sound like a good excuse to get incredible drunk.

 

[User removed 4]

I only ask as Sama82 are doing indulgence flights down there for a visit for £275 for any veterans.

I am trying to get myself down there in November. Work and money permitting. The offer finishes at the end of this year. I pm'd ifyouhatepalace about it but heard nothing back. (Maybe coz i iz a bootneck).

Sound like a good excuse to get incredible drunk.

was fyouhatepalace down there in 82 then ? i'm feeling a bit left out !

 

[SeagullinExile]

I remember you putting about 3p in the collection pot when the same exotic dancer came round for about the 10th time and her having a go at you!

This happened to me too! I think it was after a rather...errr.. interesting trip to Chester. I remember being sick on my brand new suede Kickers..gutted. It's all a bit hazy now though!

 

[spig100963]

was fyouhatepalace down there in 82 then ? i'm feeling a bit left out ![/

Sorry had to pop out. Think he was. That is the guy with the bi pass?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i was lying naked on the floor with the stripper giving me one off the wrist , just as i was reaching my vinegar strokes one of my mates work crowd who werent known to us, threw a pint over me , whereupon the onlookers were treated to the sight of me , soaking, bollock naked , genuinely angry and with a rapidly diminishing erection pointing and and gesticulating at the at the twot who threw the pint and telling him what a knobjockey i thought he was

quality!!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Don't suppose you drink at The Tap?

maybe i don't know you then

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

maybe i don't know you then

You don't need him, you have plenty of friends on here..............Probably!

How come I have not seen anyone mention The Ship on the Lewes Road which was always a nice place to visit for an hour or two before a game, especially if the exotic dancer with the 2 Alsatians was on. Lovely dogs!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You don't need him, you have plenty of friends on here..............Probably!

How come I have not seen anyone mention The Ship on the Lewes Road which was always a nice place to visit for an hour or two before a game, especially if the exotic dancer with the 2 Alsatians was on. Lovely dogs!

it's working out who's who mate

ah yes the ship, never went but knew a few who did,golf shop next door was worth a visit pubs now called the Lecturn and is infested with students , marks out of ten

 

[seagurn]

baby oil? you had most of the bottle on you

you do talk some Gash! LOL

 

[8ace]

Anyone paying a visit on the way back from Ipswich

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Oooh yes, the Ship - went there on "Fireman's Night" many moons ago - ladies mud wrestling - and a couple of punters being dragged in to the melee - all got rather messy.

 

[8ace]

Will Browns even be open tomorrow

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Anyone paying a visit on the way back from Ipswich

pm GRAPES OF WRATH ........ COUNT ME OUT I'VE GOT SOME SKIRTING BOARD TO SAND DOWN

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

will browns even be open tomorrow

the only thing open there will be the legs of some eastern euro lady