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I got wanked off by a stripper at a stag do in the white horse about 20 years ago, just thought I'd mention it
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I was in there last night !
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yes mate ,that one at Aldgate east had the eastern Europe contingent performing if i remember , wouldn't have found the place if i hadn't have been invited along at Plaistow tube station after the West ham game,
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how long did it take you to shoot your lot thoughI got wanked off by a stripper at a stag do in the white horse about 20 years ago, just thought I'd mention it
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these place's were a bit more cosy than the Scotsman
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baby oil? you had most of the bottle on you3p Das parted with some dosh ,she did well or did she charge him for the baby oil
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nice one , i must know you thenVisited Old Street for West Ham away this year Das, quite a few BHA did. If the one you're talking about is now known as Brown's, I can claim to have been there too.
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i was lying naked on the floor with the stripper giving me one off the wrist , just as i was reaching my vinegar strokes one of my mates work crowd who werent known to us, threw a pint over me , whereupon the onlookers were treated to the sight of me , soaking, bollock naked , genuinely angry and with a rapidly diminishing erection pointing and and gesticulating at the at the twot who threw the pint and telling him what a knobjockey i thought he washow long did it take you to shoot your lot though
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nice one , i must know you then
Don't suppose you drink at The Tap?
i was lying naked on the floor with the stripper giving me one off the wrist , just as i was reaching my vinegar strokes one of my mates work crowd who werent known to us, threw a pint over me , whereupon the onlookers were treated to the sight of me , soaking, bollock naked , genuinely angry and with a rapidly diminishing erection pointing and and gesticulating at the at the twot who threw the pint and telling him what a knobjockey i thought he was
The shuffle behind the pillar at Buck House is still my favourite story though.
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i couldnt be behind a locked door when i was in my teens!!
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i was lying naked on the floor with the stripper giving me one off the wrist , just as i was reaching my vinegar strokes one of my mates work crowd who werent known to us, threw a pint over me , whereupon the onlookers were treated to the sight of me , soaking, bollock naked , genuinely angry and with a rapidly diminishing erection pointing and and gesticulating at the at the twot who threw the pint and telling him what a knobjockey i thought he was
Typical Matelot.
Shocking pub!
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Bushy did you ever get yourself in Diamond Lils Plymouth. You could see the very same scene in there 7 days a week.
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I got wanked off by a stripper at a stag do in the white horse about 20 years ago, just thought I'd mention it
I ended up playing pool in there with a mutual friend of ours a few years back. The birds in there were all rather fit but they had all perfected that thousand yard stare of the terminally bored.
Worst strippers I ever saw was at the Goring Conservative Association. There is nothing sexy about a moonlighting dinner lady with a C-section and a fanny like a split sofa. I was playing snooker that night but it was difficult not to notice the proceedings esp when they came round with a pint glass.
Oh, and there was one other who was worse. Someone had arranged for a stripper to attend a mate's 25th birthday when I used to live in Johannesburg. Unfortunately she cancelled at the last minute so they found one who came out at 20 minutes notice. They'd found her advert in the back of some farming weekly newspaper left in the bar. You can imagine just how top class she was.
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Really ? I was in the grenadier guards
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It doesnt shock me that its not one of your regular haunts !
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Really ? I was in the grenadier guards
Mistaken as Senior Service, shocking!
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No mate see my post above !