Old North Stand Songs you don't hear any more

[Dave the OAP]

anyone remember

If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
if you drive a yellow mini
drive a yellow mini
driva a yellow mini you'll be shot

In the back , In the back etc etc

Following the shooting of some bloke in a mini by the met?

 

[Superphil]

Celery, Celery. If she don't cum, I'll tickle her bum with a piece of celery !!

I'm almost certain it was

'Celery, Celery. If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery !!'

Don't know where they got a lump from, but that was what I remember them singing

 

[Noldi]

anyone remember

If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
if you drive a yellow mini
drive a yellow mini

driva a yellow mini you'll be shot

In the back , In the back etc etc

Following the shooting of some bloke in a mini by the met?

Stephen Waldorf shooting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Stephen Waldorf was his name

 

[Bean]

We should really resurrect some of these.

 

[the wanderbus]

he's bald
he's bent
his arse is up for rent
referee, referee

 

[Wilko]

I'm almost certain it was

'Celery, Celery. If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a STICK of celery !!'

Surely?

 

[salty seagull]

He`s only a poor little palace
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don`t sing anymore!!

 

[Wilko]

Were there any songs back in the day that were not about kicking and fighting the other team or threats about bricks, ambulances etc?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

nope

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

you will die in a brighton street woahhhhhh, woahhhhhh
you will die in a brighton street woahhhhhh, woahhhhhh
you will die in a brighton street, with brightons north stand at your feet
woahhhhhh, woahhhhhh woahhhhhh

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

east stand, east stand, do your job

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Were there any songs back in the day that were not about kicking and fighting the other team or threats about bricks, ambulances etc?

why would there be

 

[Wilko]

why would there be

Cause it is pretty pathetic?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Cause it is pretty pathetic?

oh dear ,another one , no need to take it too serious, just a lot of bravado

 

[Wilko]

oh dear ,another one , no need to take it too serious, just a lot of bravado

exactly, a load of bravado, that is exactly my point.

 

[Art Vs Science]

exactly, a load of bravado, that is exactly my point.

Milk Monitor!

 

[Mackenzie]

We're Brighton,
We're mental,
We're off our f***ing heads.

 

[Barrow Boy]

I'm a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed ape
We ain't losta fight since we don't know when
we dont give a wiggle and we dont give a wank
We are the Brighton North stand
lalalalalalalalaaaaa etc

I hear the sounds...of distant farts Over there ( pointing at away fans)
Over There
and do they smell.....
liiiike fuckin ell

We hate Nottingham Forest
We have Liverpool too
we hate man united
but Brighton we love you.

We had joy , we had fun
we had palace on teh run
but our joy did not last
cos the bastards ran too fast

West ham boys,
make more noise
When they play with Tonka Toys
lalalalalalalalala

I thought it was,

I hear the sound....of distant Bums over there, over there

and when Villa and Bournmouth were our rivals in the old 3rd Div
(sung to the tune of The Laughing Policeman)

Oh we don't carry shotguns
and we don't carry lead
we only carry hatchets to bury in your head
we're the heroes of the North Stand
fanatics every one
we all hate Aston Villa
and Bournmouth, Bournmouth, Bournmouth

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

exactly, a load of bravado, that is exactly my point.

what's with your avatar then ?

 

[Art Vs Science]

what's with your avatar then ?

Bravado? I was thinking that.