Old North Stand Songs you don't hear any more

[Brovion]

f*** 'em all,
f*** 'en all,
United, West Ham Liverpool,
'Cos we come from, Brighton and we are the best,
We come from Brighton so f*** all the rest!


In fair Brighton city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarra'
Through the streets broad and narra'
Crying: *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap clap clap clap* Brighton!


Note that all the songs on this thread are ONLY A FEW LINES LONG. So many of you who've tried to come up with new ones have done multiple verses and choruses. All those of you who on the 'new song' threads have come up with any offerings bigger than about eight lines max can consider yourselves BRAINLESS WANKERS. You have not been charged for this analysis.

 

[Brovion]

2 very old songs probably pre north stand dominance


2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate

2 4 6 and a bit who dropped Pompey/ Palace as appropriate in the shit

Or two, four, six and a quarter,
Who do we want to slaughter?

 

[Return of the Rev]

3 x 6 and divide by two poyet looks like a meer cat and should be in a zoo

 

[Icy Gull]

Note that all the songs on this thread are ONLY A FEW LINES LONG. So many of you who've tried to come up with new ones have done multiple verses and choruses. All those of you who on the 'new song' threads have come up with any offerings bigger than about eight lines max can consider yourselves BRAINLESS WANKERS. You have not been charged for this analysis.

Yeah, we're not Oxford or Cambridge fans

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

when the red,red robin comes bob, bob bobbing along
shoot the bastard, shoot the bastard.


you're going home like sandy richardson (wheelchair bound character in crossroads to our younger posters)

you'll never make the station

 

[Barry Izbak]

In your Walsall slums
In your Walsall slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and think its a treat.
In your Walsall slums

 

[cuthbert]

One of the very first:
Who's your father,
Who's your father,
Who's your father referee,
You ain't got one you're a bastard,
You're a bastard referee.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

2 very old songs probably pre north stand dominance


2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate

2 4 6 and a bit who dropped Pompey/ Palace as appropriate in the shit

Or two, four, six and a quarter,
Who do we want to slaughter?

I sang these with a gaggle of fellow squeaky voiced fans c1990.

We definitely went with the 'slaughter' version and I also seem to remember a variation of "...and a quarter. Who's going to drown in a bucket of water?"

 

[Icy Gull]

Who's your father,
Who's your father,
Who's your father referee,
You ain't got one you're a bastard,
You're a bastard referee.

We should resurrect that one

I assume to Darlin' Clementine?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Go left go left
Go left right left
Go left go right go pick up your steps
go left go right go left

I've heard that this season.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

We should resurrect that one

I assume to Darlin' Clementine?

I agree definitely still got mileage!!

 

[Wozza]

The Football League is upside down, do dar...

 

[Marc1901]

You're gonna get your fuckin' 'ead kicked in

Dont say that on here people will have a fit about the fighting element.

 

[Durlston]

A League Cup clash against Birmingham City, the last season at the Goldstone.

There's a circus in the town, in the town.
Barry Fry is a clown, is a clown.
And Karren Brady is a f***ing slag.
Cos Birmingham are going down, going down.

 

[Jesus Gul]

you are my brighton, my only brighton you make me happy when skies are grey

oooh it's a corner, oooh it's a corner

we've got a maltese international

she wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon

doug is eeeeevil

keith keith keith dublin

 

[Kazenga <3]

In fair Brighton city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarra'
Through the streets broad and narra'
Crying: *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap clap clap clap* Brighton!

I think we should definitely try this at Dagenham

 

[honey boy zimba]

No no no no no no no no no no nogan. Weve got tony tony towner on the wing on the wing .Kill kill kill the bill .south stand southstand do your job southstand do your job.celery celery

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Celery, Celery. If she don't cum, I'll tickle her bum with a piece of celery !!

 

[FamilyGuy]

"He's shot, he's scored it must be Peter Ward ......................"

 

[Noldi]

Was there not a song

"You’ll be going home like Sandy Richardson” or similar don’t remember exactly.

For those not old enough Google Sandy Richardson in the soap opera Crossroads