**Official Transfer deadline day thread**

[Mendoza]

Ah well, we can sign players next week and everyone will be happy again

 

[backson]

Ah well, we can sign players next week

Possibly

and everyone will be happy again

Now that's never going to happen

 

[fleet]

We will probably stay up but we will play shit all the way through this season. I have not paid to watch all the home matches to watch us LOSE. f***ing HELL Bloom/Poyet you CRETINS. They better get some quality in on loan... OR ELSE.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well this sounds positive....

Poyet uncertain about loan market From The Argus)

 

[Bald Gull]

I heard a rumour on the train this morning that would make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.

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