***Official Germany v Australia thread***

[Man of Harveys]

Oh no...Mario Gomez.

He is SCHEISSHAUS

 

[Lady Whistledown]

There's as many goals in this as Germany want. 4-0 and taking the piss, frankly.

Hmmm, stand down on that, they just brought the carthorse Mario Gomez on, easing off on Australia?

 

[Turkey]

For whats its worth I thought it was a red card.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Great performance from the lads tonight

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Has the German keeper had a meaningful save to make?

 

[perseus]

Shades of 83. The Aussies need a goal to cheer.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

This game has been pretty much devoid of people staying down with nothing injuries.

 

[portlock seagull]

Has the German keeper had a meaningful save to make?

More damming is, I don't think he's had a goal kick to take?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Shades of 83. The Aussies need a goal to cheer.

Should have got a penalty when it was 2-0.

Not our day so wasn't to be.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think it's about time we had another look at Schweinsteiger's missus

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Brilliant.

Goals from two Poles and a Brazilian. Bit silly really. Not that Germany are the only ones, but still ...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We've already covered that...

Ozil was superb, Lahm almost as good.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We've already covered that...

Ozil was superb, Lahm almost as good.

I'd agree with this.

 

[The Spanish]

yes but we have some englishmen with a carribean grandparent or two in our team so that is all square or you are proved a racist.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That wasn't a sending off, and I honestly am not that impressed by Germany! I think they will come up against a much stronger team in the latter stages and struggle. They hate crosses into the box and look dodgy when teams run at them.

 

[The Wizard]

Diving twats.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Disappointing, but not totally unexpected.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm going for a 1 - 1 draw

got a sneaky feeling that Australia will get something from this game

Well i got the result completely wrong but i was right about the Aussies getting something from the game - but i didn't expect it to be a footballing lesson

 

[Dave the OAP]

That wasn't a sending off, and I honestly am not that impressed by Germany! I think they will come up against a much stronger team in the latter stages and struggle. They hate crosses into the box and look dodgy when teams run at them.

what?


kev kev kev.....

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

That wasn't a sending off, and I honestly am not that impressed by Germany! I think they will come up against a much stronger team in the latter stages and struggle. They hate crosses into the box and look dodgy when teams run at them.

Writing off the Germans is as much a World Cup tradition as the tv cameras picking out a busty Brasilian in a tight yellow top. What next? The dutch are looking good and could go all the way?