***Official Germany v Australia thread***

[portlock seagull]

She's a Sheila

Ow.....a Sheila proper? Or one of those Northern Territory types you wouldn't want to take on in a drinking contest?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Klose having a mare!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

You gotta love the Germans. You just KNOW they're going to turn up They've played some pretty attractive stuff as well

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Klose having a mare!

Lucas Neill is having a bigger one!

 

[bha_28]

I dont think the australians have a hope in hell now, 2-0 to Germany. But who knows, anything can happen

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Klose is another one who does sod all for his club all year but always comes up trumps in the big international tournaments.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What a cross from Lahm, he is a magnificent player.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Aussies lower order (see what I did there?) are terrible.

 

[Turkey]

Love that stat. Podolski and Klose 3 goals each in the Bundesliga last season!

 

[The Wizard]

Ozil is absolutely running the show here.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Dear God,
Please can we not play Germany because I fear they may tear us a new bumhole.
Thanks, F W Years

 

[tedebear]

Ow.....a Sheila proper? Or one of those Northern Territory types you wouldn't want to take on in a drinking contest?

keep digging...

 

[alan partridge]

anyone got a stream?

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Bloody Hell these officials are good

 

[Lady Whistledown]

anyone got a stream?

I believe it's called a billabong

How good is Ozil??

 

[Trigger]

It's going to be about 7-0... Australia have to surely be the worst of the Asian nations at the tournament.

 

[El Presidente]

anyone got a stream?

I've got a fishpond, would that help?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I'd love this ref to get an Italian game.

He'd card half the side for diving.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's going to be about 7-0... Australia have to surely be the worst of the Asian nations at the tournament.

 

[El Presidente]

How good is Ozil??

Very good indeed, he's Turkish and Podolski is Polish, it's a great night for the fourth Reich