Office Totty

[Marc]

my mate can get numbers/birds at the drop of a hat cos he's got "the gift of the gab" - I cannot talk/chat women up at all, only way I get birds is either from being drunk & dancing in some club or knowing them as friends before hand...which usually turns out bad in the end

 

[London Calling]

Unfortuntly i had to find this out from experience a few years ago i went 8 months of no luck then bingo 3 in the space of a fortnight.

I didn't realise the bingo was good pulling turf, I thought it was just, loads of tea cozies keeping the old dears warm.

LC1

 

[berkshire seagull]

Never get any decent totty where i work,but a new bird has arrived and im getting a few smiles already,so might have to step up the famous charm.

 

[Marc]

Never get any decent totty where i work,but a new bird has arrived and im getting a few smiles already,so might have to step up the famous charm.

something along the lines of:
"hello sweat-thing, do you fancy a wrestle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"

 

[Wez]

Nothing to see here. GUTTED!

 

[Dunkstar]

something along the lines of:
"hello sweat-thing, do you fancy a wrestle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?"

sweet i hope you mean!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Actually nearly run her over as was on a double v6 forklift

Those lines are old crabtree and you have to move with the times my friend.

 

[Marc]

hehe, me move with the times? I still like 80's music

oh yeah...sweet not sweat

 

[Goring Gull]

80's that reminds me do the still have 80's night down Desire in Worthing on a Monday 80p entrance 80p drinks all night 80's music. Was the only ime the place was full.

 

[Marc]

80's that reminds me do the still have 80's night down Desire in Worthing on a Monday 80p entrance 80p drinks all night 80's music. Was the only ime the place was full.

sounds like my kinda place, research and get back to me on that one

 

[berkshire seagull]

I like 70s 80s aswell and you always get a great atmosphere for sure.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

None. But then you get very few in teaching anyhow.

 

[Van der Gully]

Sadly not, I share an office with my boss who is a slightly overweight but nonetheless hilarious Belgian. I spotted a nice looking lass visiting the office next door yesterday and think she had ventured in from the library across the road, will try to check it out and keep you posted.

 

[Benny Seagull]

some school totty when i'm in the classroom - not in my room though. nothing happens here

 

[berkshire seagull]

Just aswell we have night clubs guessing by totty in some places of work.
Mind you even a trip to the superstore can be good and in the freezer department.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

A girl I work with is quite honestly the most attractive girl I have ever seen...she also sells raffle tickets at sussex cricket games I think..brown hair, lovely figure. Keep an eye out for her.

 

[DTES]

only way I get birds is either from being drunk & dancing in some club or knowing them as friends before hand...which usually turns out bad in the end

Oh yes - how familiar that sounds.

 

[magoo]

I don't work but there's a few crackers at my 6th form!

get in there while you're young enough you lucky b*****d!