Office Totty

[El Presidente]

One of the students at my Uni has just won the coveted "Best Undergarduate Breasts" award. A cheque for £2000 and her pic in the Daily Spurt was the prize

 

[Artois]

Why, you were the one who tried to shag her behind the taxi rank and got turned down!

Lets hope your missus doesnt read NSC.......

You're a chislemonkey

 

[Highfields Seagull]

f****n ell, we dont work for the same company do we ?
The receptionist in question isn't of an Eastern persuasion was she ?

No 'fraid not. This fit receptionist also had a cracking Irish accent.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But is it true Artois??

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Course its f***ing true, he was hammered.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Old birds and mingers in my workplace. I think my company made it compulsory for women to look like sloff from the goonies.

 

[Marc]

4 birds here, another one due to start soon!
and they are all waaaaaay outta my league which makes "looking" all the more fun for some odd reason

 

[Artois]

Stop making shit up, just in case she IS reading this.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

WHAT A CHISLA!

 

[Artois]

WHAT A CHISLA!

Why thank you

 

[Goring Gull]

Theres no such thing as "out of your league" unless they are famous or something, any bird is pullable in general.

 

[Gritt23]

Not here, but the job I left back in January, ahhh, there was one rather splendid piece of totty. Oh, how I miss wandering downstairs with spurious question for her, just for a quick gawp.

 

[Marc]

Theres no such thing as "out of your league" unless they are famous or something, any bird is pullable in general.

well even the munters deem fit to run away from me lately, I'm on a dryer patch than the sahara desert in the middle of July

 

[Italiaseagull]

Yes Crabtree any bird is pullable, as long as you ply them with enough alcohol.

 

[London Calling]

Not here, but the job I left back in January, ahhh, there was one rather splendid piece of totty. Oh, how I miss wandering downstairs with spurious question for her, just for a quick gawp.

What spurious q's were these?

Did you see the albion play?

LC1

 

[Man of Harveys]

Lots of fairly attractive ones, two of which I have actually "got friendly" with myself in the past, although in most cases they have a superior attitude which makes Jennifer Lopez seem like Kathy Burke. Not nice people.

Although our delicious (and friendly) 20 year old German intern is making everyone's heart beat a bit faster at the moment. The poor girl is being slobbered over by salivating blokes.

 

[Goring Gull]

Dry spells, It's the "women can tell your single" factor. How i don't know but the minute you are seeing someone the offers seem to come in.

I suppose it's the if he's with someone there must be a reason factor.

 

[Marc]

yeah thats so true Goring, last bird I was with I suddenly got 2 more phone numbers...then we split and I've had jack shit since! Although the new goatee I'm (attempting) to grow has got got reviews from the ladys at work and down the local boozer, maybe my fortunes will change soon....I hope

 

[Italiaseagull]

That's all too depressingly true Goring

 

[Goring Gull]

Unfortuntly i had to find this out from experience a few years ago i went 8 months of no luck then bingo 3 in the space of a fortnight.