Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"You stupid bastids, there's more than one train"

Well you'd like to think so eh? On #southernfail ? Wouldn't count on it. Flee at half-time! Or even earlier if you have a note from your mum or a long journey home (e.g. to Worthing or Eastbourne)

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I've watched the odd clip and seen pictures and Will Grigg is definitely not embroiled in flames....it's a myth I tell ya.

Duffy and Dunk didn't look particularly terrified, either.

 

[whitelion]

ACAB - Contentious I know but without checking birth certificates I'm sure there must be some who were born within wedlock.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"We want Falmer". What? Even perseus?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"We want Falmer". What? Even perseus?

What do I want? PENDE!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Going up to win The Cup for Sussex By The Sea?

Bit of a slap in the face for the Albion inland and overseas community, I'd suggest.

 

[darkwolf666]

No, a trophy can be a shield, a statuette, or a boot. You can drink from a cup.

http://the-difference-between.com/cup/trophy

Hhmmm, the link you provides says the following for Trophy:

An object, usually in the form of a statuette, cup, or shield, awarded for success in a competition or to mark a special achievement.

So they are trophies, not cups

 

[Martlet]

There clearly wasn't a fire-drill in the Barnsley stands with ten minutes to go on Saturday. We'd have heard the alarm.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

What do I want? PENDE!

What do I want?

Moats.
Ann Summer
Extensive Camping Facilities
Samantha Thavasa Jewellery store
Police Surveillance with helicopters
Restaurants superior to motorway service stations
Factory car parks for cheapskates
'Specialist' shops
Fans arriving by ferry
Oceanarium
Olympic Swimming Pool (not sized BTW - just Olympic Swimming Pool)
Zooming Electric buggies
Horse paddocks
Every fan south of the Thames

When do we want it?


Not entirely sure even Attilla could make that scan

 

[Nixonator]

I imagine it would be quite anatomically troublesome to insert any manner of percussion instruments into the protagonist's rectum.

Moreover, I can't imagine why he/she would want to try and the very suggestion must surely cause offence.

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Mr Rougvie was quite an aggressive chap on the pitch but I'm not entirely sure he actually is evil.

I was just about to post about how nice both Paul 'Tank' Clark, and Hans Kraay were, when I saw your mention of the saintly Mr. Rougvie.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is that all you take away?

Well, yes, it is actually. It's a Tuesday. We all live fvckng hundreds of MILES from here. We all have lives, some of us have families, some of us even have jobs in the morning. But thanks for your concern.

 

[Sussexscots]

Wash your mouth out son. And contrary to condition 4b of his firearm/shotgun certificate pertaining to security go get your fathers gun and shoot the Palace scum........

 

[In The Rough]

If I had the wings of a sparrow and the arse of a crow:

1. I would be unable to propel my 16 stone frame into the air with the sparrow wings
2. Be in a world of rear end evacuation issues as I tried to get a human size poo through a tiny sphincter
3. Probably be in a museum or at least have had them surgically removed by a top team of surgeons.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I don't give a widdle and I don't give a **** ........... no I do not! We'll see you all outside.......unlikely with these go fast trainers on!

 

[Monkey Man]

"Seagulls" is most definitely open to question, especially in reference to the birds seen gliding around the Amex and on the club badge.

The herring gull is not a true seabird and exists quite happily inland. Maybe if the crest depicted a kittiwake, that would be a start.

 

[knocky1]

I am not a cheese roll and I have never seen any Brighton fan look anything like one.
I've also never seen any seaweed supporting the Albion.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

"Seagulls" is most definitely open to question, especially in reference to the birds seen gliding around the Amex and on the club badge.

The herring gull is not a true seabird and exists quite happily inland. Maybe if the crest depicted a kittiwake, that would be a start.

Where do herrings live? Yes, I know it is a scavenger and herrings aren't their sole source of food.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Hhmmm, the link you provides says the following for Trophy:

An object, usually in the form of a statuette, cup, or shield, awarded for success in a competition or to mark a special achievement.

So they are trophies, not cups

I repeat, you can drink out of a cup. All the pictures I posted were cups that could contain liquid to be drunk, ie champagne.

 

[Peter Grummit]

It's categorically true that, in the last 12 months, no team has been "worse than Crystal Palace".

PG