Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

[Thunder Bolt]

Yep, they're not cups, they are trophies - you didn't dig out the pictures of the Charity Shield winning team either - I guess as that's not a cup either, but a shield

No, a trophy can be a shield, a statuette, or a boot. You can drink from a cup.

http://the-difference-between.com/cup/trophy

 

[Grassman]

"we are blue, we are white, we are f*cking dynamite....."

For starters I've never seen a picture of dynamite showing it as being blue & white, it's always red or orange.


https://simple.wiktionary.org/wiki/dynamite

 

[Thunder Bolt]

And it's all gone quiet over there - usually sung just after the opposition have finished their chanting.

 

[BNthree]

Well Knockaert actually cost £2.98m, way more than the million so proudly claimed.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

And it's all gone quiet over there - usually sung just after the opposition have finished their chanting.

or 10 mins into a home game at the Amex on a Saturday
regards
DR

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I have never entered into the activity of rimming and yet have sung at times in my life.

And no-one who came to Withdean as an away supporter has a garden shed bigger than it.

 

[Paskman]

Oscar Garcia didn't drink Sangria - only pissed up British tourists would drink that cats urine!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Would a professional referee SERIOUSLY jeopardise his standing and reputation in the game, and risk public vilification and even possible imprisonment, for the sake of an illegally-wagered ten pounds?

... and have you ever seen the gentleman in the black kit knocking one out during a match? I haven't.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We can see you sneaking out.

There's no sneaking about it. It's a proud defiant mass EXODUS on the stroke of 85 minutes to get to the train. (Or on the stroke of 40 minutes to get to the half-time catering)

 

[Gazwag]

I was slightly concerned that David Stockdale doesn't wear a hat on Saturday as the sun was refusing to go behind a cloud or set way into the second half.

Also, I never had or never will swear at my Dad, even if he suggested I should support Crystal Palace.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

... and have you ever seen the gentleman in the black kit knocking one out during a match? I haven't.

Knocking one out, no. But I'm fairly certain Mr Dean gets a full on BONER during a (completely ruined) match, fairly regularly.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Mr Rougvie was quite an aggressive chap on the pitch but I'm not entirely sure he actually is evil.

Mr Crumplin was a competent lower league footballer but probably doesn't have a Mensa level IQ or massive knowledge of Association Football.

 

[Medwayseagull]

I have definitely heard fans singing when their team isn't winning.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I've just checked ancestry.co.uk and discovered that there were TWENTY-FIVE boys called Glenn Murray who were born between 1948 and 1974. I can't believe that only one of them has survived.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well Knockaert actually cost £2.98m, way more than the million so proudly claimed.

I would respectfully suggest that Mesut Özil may have constituted better value in the transfer market, in that he occasionally produces the goods away from his home club's stadium. Despite having really scary eyes.

 

[Monkey Man]

"And if you are a Palace fan surrender or you'll die ..."

In reality, more like: if you are a Palace fan, that's interesting, I support Brighton, seen some memorable games against your lot, that Zaha dives a lot doesn't he, good to have the rivalry, ultimately better to support your local club rather than Chelsea or Man U I guess, see ya later.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I would respectfully suggest that Mesut Özil may have constituted better value in the transfer market, in that he occasionally produces the goods away from his home club's stadium. Despite having really scary eyes.

Which have never actually been offside.

 

[Giraffe]

Most people at some point in their lives will have to "walk alone".

 

[whitelion]

I've watched the odd clip and seen pictures and Will Grigg is definitely not embroiled in flames....it's a myth I tell ya.

 

[Giraffe]

Steve Foster, at the time of writing, is not a peer of the realm.