o/t Sharing a joke

[Lindfield by the Pond]

My grandad passed away peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers.

Just before my Uncle passed away, we put lard on his back. He went downhill quickly after that.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo, and doesn't -- Mark Twain.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Just before he died my uncle offered words of advice, he said to me "stop shaking that f@@king ladder you c**t" !

 

[maltaseagull]

I deleted all my german contacts from my phone. Now its Hans free

Was that on last years list?

 

[Norman Potting]

"You know that film "Minions" - I sent someone to watch if for me yesterday". (c) Milton Jones, King of Deadpan.

 

[maffew]

Was that on last years list?

I think it was yes

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Surely the traditional NSC version should be:

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book about very small penises,
The librarian replies 'It isn't in yet,' and he says:
"In that case, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

With PARMA ham.

 

[Eeyore]

Two werewolves were walking through Churchill Square- one turned to the other and said "There's not many people around...."

 

[Eeyore]

At least two of which found their way on to here earlier. Plagiarism rules!

I have read that a couple of times.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Arsene Wenger's Champions League preparations are coming along nicely...
He's just ordered a new Sky box.


North Korea has assembled a fleet to sink the US navy. It's made up of tankers, container ships and fishing boats.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

My grandad passed away peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers.

Just before he died my uncle offered words of advice, he said to me "stop shaking that f@@king ladder you c**t" !

Seems you only post on a thread without reading what others have contributed first - both of these are repeats of others who beat you to it ...

 

[maltaseagull]

Seems you only post on a thread without reading what others have contributed first - both of these are repeats of others who beat you to it ...

Shropshire Seagull

Senior supervisor thread post repetition watchdogs.