O/T Haircut

[Nitram]

£10 with a tip

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

£20

A small price to pay to have a young nymphette gently massaging your head and then provocatively circling your chair with her scantily-clad body just inches away from your face.

What?

My nymphette only charges £10 - so you pay extra in order to get a happy ending?

 

[Nibble]

Free as my mum and my girlfriends mum are both hairdressers. I use my girlfriends mum more. She is very good and reasonable.

She is.

 

[Nibble]

Mine are free, and I do not get a choice either, but for different reasons.

Chemo?

 

[Nibble]

Place near me that I went into once. Big foreign bird runs it. I needed a grade 4 all over. She did so. She took ****ing ages, trying to make out she had some difficult job on her hands. I actually had to stop her in the end. She tried to charge me 15 quid! I gave her a fiver and told her I won't be back.

 

[Worthingite]

£7.50 in a new place that's just opened up on my road, he's fairly good, much of a muchness really, but it's 3 doors away so very handy!!!