NSC Unwritten Laws

[TheJasperCo]

Always ensure you place your rubbish in the binfests provided.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

If you have grandchildren, don't mention it. If you do mention it, you are not permitted to post anything except daft ideas.

I only have one grandchild. Does that make me exempt.

Second grandchild due April 10th. I will remember this then.

And is their exemption for people who have Grandad in their user name, or does one also need to be the resident left-back expert to gain that privilege?

 

[W3 BHA]

Everyone loves the grammar police and pedantics.

Pedants!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Please help support NSC by buying your A5 from omsung phine

 

[Seagull kimchi]

FFS Don't inadvertently drop an Americanism - apparently it triggers depression with some snowflakes!!

 

[SUIYHP]

Do not contemplate box 3, or at least if you are, don't post about it on here.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Click on a thread that has a title that's of absolutely no interest to you
Post a comment about how said thread is crap and pointless
Thread bounced!

Seconded

 

[Justice]

Be prepared to wet the bed everytime we lose although even a draw has caused a few to wash the sheets in the morning.

 

[Dick Head]

Always include the 'fence' option in a binary poll.

 

[TheJasperCo]

For the safety and comfort of those around you, please ensure you seek parents' permission before attempting to flounce.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Must be treated like a JCL, regardless of years accrued supporting The Albion

 

[pasty]

When typed on NSC, the words Scott McGleish is a wanker must at all times be followed by the words is a wanker. Anyone who does type Scott McGleish is a wanker, without appending the words is a wanker, is a wanker.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Please help support NSC by buying your A5 from omsung phine

I actually hovered my mouse over that, expecting a link to appear

 

[drew]

Instead of wasting time typing in full the words 'the complete and utter shyster' why not abbreviate by just using 8 letters with one space in the middle such as The Complete And Utter Shyster. (damn, that didn't work)

 

[half time scores]

Thou shalt ensure that thy pram hath an ample stock of toys

 

[golddene]

Only one poster is permitted to sugggest a new left back or ask for help with his PC

Or of course advice on omsung a5 phine

Damn should have read the full thread, sorry t h p p

 

[Butch Willykins]

Let people know you've booked a holiday by asking for advice on said location.

 

[Diego Napier]

this made me howl for some reason

I once new a girl who did that.

 

[lawros left foot]

If any theory/rumour is mentioned by two or more posters, it then becomes a set in stone fact
Is, Stephens wants a move oop north.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Never start a thread called 'Is It Just Me?'

It's never just you.