NSC Unwritten Laws

[whitelion]

Never start a thread called 'Is It Just Me?'

It's never just you.

I wondered if it was just me who thought that.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Don't say " Hello I am new on here" - recipe for all sorts of responses.

 

[hart's shirt]

If you're a supporter of an opposing side that's just beaten us in an end-of-season decider, please don't feel the need to come on NSC afterwards and be nice.

 

[whitelion]

If you're a supporter of an opposing side that's just beaten us in an end-of-season decider, please don't feel the need to come on NSC afterwards and be nice.

A la '*********' fan in peace.

 

[Drebin]

The answer to most polls on nsc is d) Ruel Fox.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Lovely sunny day here in HA4 , looking forward to listening to today's match on SP.
Even after Tuesday nights loss to Newcastle, come on you Seeeeeagulls

 

[swindonseagull]

Lovely sunny day here in HA4 , looking forward to listening to today's match on SP.
Even after Tuesday nights loss to Newcastle, come on you Seeeeeagulls

wrong thread Phil?

 

[AmexRuislip]

wrong thread Phil?

Bollox

 

[ManOfSussex]

Bollox

Always post on the right thread.

 

[jakarta]

When posting on the Brexit Thread you must make it clear that those with an opposing view are morons...

 

[PeterOut]

Always post on the right thread.

Couldn't agree more. Anyway, as someone fairly new to NSC, I was looking for some advice about where to take my next holiday. I tried using my A5 phine, but it wasn't a lot of help.
My kodi streams couldn't find the right holiday programme to give me advice either. Please reply urgently, as I may need to leave this thread early.....

 

[ManOfSussex]

Couldn't agree more. Anyway, as someone fairly new to NSC, I was looking for some advice about where to take my next holiday. I tried using my A5 phine, but it wasn't a lot of help.
My kodi streams couldn't find the right holiday programme to give me advice either. Please reply urgently, as I may need to leave this thread early.....

Please see Post 31 on this thread:

Must be treated like a JCL, regardless of years accrued supporting The Albion

You only joined NSC this season. Despite watching Albion for nearly 30 years, I only joined last. It doesn't matter how long you've been watching Albion, The NSC JCL rule applies to your question here. Sorry.

 

[WATFORD zero]

My standard answer is to ask Muhanned I'm hard Bruce Lee.

I asked him and he told me to buy a new one

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

We should worship Huddersfield, they are the super team in this league

Refer to Leeds and Wendies as Mighty/Champions of Europe and Massive, respectively

 

[super-seagulls]

Never write down unwritten laws.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

When someone asks for help as a domestic appliance is not working, the standard answer must be 'it's probably cheaper to buy a new one'

The correct response is "have you turned it and and.... "

 

[Shy Talk]

If you use INAPPROPRIATE upper CASE letters, BIG Hilda will get you.

 

[Gazwag]

Let people know you've booked a holiday by asking for advice on said location.

Always make sure we are playing when you chose to go abroad to ensure you can sublimely tell everybody where you are going by asking if anybody knows where to watch the match in said city.