NSC Unwritten Laws

[whitelion]

Maybe time to bring these to mind in light of the 'Official Match day thread' started erroneously today.

Match day threads are usually started by the current incumbent (Dick Head in this case) unless otherwise arranged.

They follow a certain format ie use of asterisks etc.

Not to be started until day of the match.

I'm sure there are many others relating to match day threads as well as other subjects if others wish to add.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Same with 'Highlights' threads being usually started by [MENTION=28934]AmexRuislip[/MENTION]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

[MENTION=12595]Acker79[/MENTION] is NSC OFFICIAL Keeper Of The Sacred 'Teams That Can't Catch Us' Thread (and also of the rarely-used-outside-of-the Hyypiä-era thread 'Teams That We Can't Catch').

Accept no substitute. In these matters, there IS no Twelfth Man.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

When new to the board always offer to take fellow NSC members for drinkie poohs and a curry night.

Then we all dine and dash.

 

[timbha]

Only one poster is permitted to sugggest a new left back or ask for help with his PC

 

[studio150]

Everyone loves the grammar police and pedantics.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Thou Shalt Not Fixture

 

[whitelion]

Probably not a good idea coming on NSC promoting alternative (not possible IMHO) websites.

 

[sydney]

unholly is he who feedeth the troll.....

 

[Hillian1]

Always be offended on behalf of others.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you have grandchildren, don't mention it. If you do mention it, you are not permitted to post anything except daft ideas.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

If you have grandchildren, don't mention it. If you do mention it, you are not permitted to post anything except daft ideas.

I have Grandchildren, what can't I mention. I'm confumpled

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The NSC username [MENTION=1991]hove born&bred[/MENTION], whenever mentioned, must always be correctly transformed into something derogatory.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

When someone asks for help as a domestic appliance is not working, the standard answer must be 'it's probably cheaper to buy a new one'

 

[kingcole]

Click on a thread that has a title that's of absolutely no interest to you
Post a comment about how said thread is crap and pointless
Thread bounced!

 

[Dick Head]

Everyone loves the grammar police and pedantics.

*pedants

When someone asks for help as a domestic appliance is not working, the standard answer must be 'it's probably cheaper to buy a new one'

Or 'have you tried turning it off and on again?'.

 

[whitelion]

When someone asks for help as a domestic appliance is not working, the standard answer must be 'it's probably cheaper to buy a new one'

I thought it was *'have you turned it off then on again'.

*This is true for any electrical appliance.

 

[Triggaaar]

Everyone tolerates the grammar police and pedants.

Fixed.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Thou Shalt Not Fixture

this made me howl for some reason

 

[Triggaaar]

When someone asks for help as a domestic appliance is not working, the standard answer must be 'it's probably cheaper to buy a new one'

My standard answer is to ask Muhanned I'm hard Bruce Lee.