NSC applications for the vacant post...

[Eeyore]

Does anyone feel they have the necessary credentials?

Post your application here...

I'm sure Tony will be reading the forum.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I've already applied!

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

I could do a job. Got Brighton promoted on fifa and then went on to win the PL. I warn you all though I only play one upfront...

 

[Frutos]

- Watched the club for 20 years
- Immense amount of managerial experience and trophies to my name
- Appeal to the City's gay community
- Good knowledge of football both in this country and across Europe
- Over 20,000 posts on NSC

Might as well hand me the contract now and be done with it.

 

[Ernest]

- Watched the club for 20 years
- Immense amount of managerial experience and trophies to my name
- Appeal to the City's gay community
- Good knowledge of football both in this country and across Europe
- Over 20,000 posts on NSC

Might as well hand me the contract now and be done with it.

JCL

 

[hybrid_x]

i will play youth players, and also call Burke and Barber Sir - and even let them pick the team.

if any of you choose any players i will play them where you want.

i will put cones out in training and do press conferences.

i will shoulder all the blame when we lose.

//thread closed - the job's as good as mine

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I'd take 4 seasons to get us up,in the mean time we would really struggle to stay up for the first 2 years,but my young squad will have gelled by season 3 and would runaway with the league.

 

[Hyperion]

I can work on a tight budget. Last Xmas, I cooked for 6 people with only £17.26 in the kitty.

I am good leader. I currently run a team of 4 lotto card collectors, 2 of which we have loaned from the next village along as Mr & Mrs Tripethorpe have long term illnesses.

I have tactical nouse. I park my Austin Allegro across the entrance to my driveway so that nobody blocks us in.

I am also, PREMIER LEAGUE READY

 

[peterward]

I could do a job. Got Brighton promoted on fifa and then went on to win the PL. I warn you all though I only play one upfront...

you'd be perfect, promotion to the PL with f**k all real money to spend.

 

[Sergio Garcia]

I'm up for it ...No relation.....honest.

 

[grummitts gloves]

I'll play 2 up front and proper wingers. It's in the bag.

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

I'll play 2 up front and proper wingers. It's in the bag.

You've got my vote!!

 

[Guinness Boy]

Does anyone feel they have the necessary credentials?

Post your application here...

I'm sure Tony will be reading the forum.

I'd say you would have needed to watch a lot of football, ideally from the press box sort of vantage point, as well as being able to clearly articulate your thoughts. Knowledge of the local area is vital as is the ability to understand the revenue generated by mass pie consumption and how it can be best used. The players need to respect you though so some sort of sporting achievement is needed. Skittling Wiltshire's top order or something.

GET THAT CV UPDATED!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I've just won the Euro Millions and would personally fund the team,i'd let NSC pick my players £156m...

 

[looney]

Give it to [MENTION=3649]hitony[/MENTION] . At least we can have fun trying to get him sacked and his surreal off-world interviews should see us sponsored by The fourteen times.

 

[Seasider78]

I am premier league ready

 

[supaseagull]

Ok I'm a fully qualified coach. With my boys team I won the Sussex Sunday youth league under 11s division 3 last year and finished 3rd in division 2 this year.

With my girls team we have just won the league title in our first season.

My teams play a mixture of possession and quick counter attacking play.


I fit the bill perfectly.

 

[Eeyore]

I'd say you would have needed to watch a lot of football, ideally from the press box sort of vantage point, as well as being able to clearly articulate your thoughts. Knowledge of the local area is vital as is the ability to understand the revenue generated by mass pie consumption and how it can be best used. The players need to respect you though so some sort of sporting achievement is needed. Skittling Wiltshire's top order or something.

GET THAT CV UPDATED!

I will apply on condition that you and Mrs Guinness take over the catering, and send a full square meal to my desk every day...

 

[vulture]

Give it to me I sack all the twats and start again

 

[LamieRobertson]

Give it to me I sack all the twats and start again

gd lad