Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever witnessed on North Stand Chat
High praise indeed, thank you kind sir. I speak from the heart.
Don't start me off though. Plenty more where that came from.
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever witnessed on North Stand Chat
I sincerely hope the ground is nearly empty
****ing ridiculous kick off time and appalling services ( understandably) for travel.
Add to that a pandemic exploding and a ****nuckle in charge too scared to do anything about it due to his own vanity.
The club have your money, stay the **** at home.
If you don't know already it'll be a shit game ( if its not called off . . . ). We'll go down 1-0 just before half time, despite dominating posession and looking like an 80 year old Hugh Hefner, ( silky but no penetration) then in the second half be crap for a while and salvage a draw via a fluke/worldie/penalty somewhere between 85 & 110 minutes.
Subbuteo ska and wine would be my suggested alternative
Or scalextric soul and port
10,000 would be interesting. Will probably be more with Brentford bringing 1,800.
I’m going for 13,998.
But will we ever get to find out?
I feel a Freedom of Information request coming on...
(not really. I can't be arsed).
I don't think that the odd AA meeting would go amiss either.
Its just a write-off, isn't it.
Who in their right mind come late afternoon on Boxing Day, would wish to embark on the absolute MISSION of getting to the Amex and back for an 8pm ko ? By 4pm I will already have been balls-deep in Amstel and mulled wine, then eyeing up a nice Merlot with a Southern Comfort chaser, a roast beef sandwich, a barrel of Twiglets and some cheesy footballs.
By then I'll be so firmly wedged in my armchair that a pack of wild mustangs and five Shane Duffy's spacked out on steroids would not be able haul me from it. As we gently pass the ball from side to side, my Bailey's will lurch dangerously in my hand as I gently drift off into oblivion, eventually waking up in a pool of dribble at around midnight to clock our inevitable dull 0-1 reverse on SSN.
Its just a write-off, isn't it.
Who in their right mind come late afternoon on Boxing Day, would wish to embark on the absolute MISSION of getting to the Amex and back for an 8pm ko ? By 4pm I will already have been balls-deep in Amstel and mulled wine, then eyeing up a nice Merlot with a Southern Comfort chaser, a roast beef sandwich, a barrel of Twiglets and some cheesy footballs.
By then I'll be so firmly wedged in my armchair that a pack of wild mustangs and five Shane Duffy's spacked out on steroids would not be able haul me from it. As we gently pass the ball from side to side, my Bailey's will lurch dangerously in my hand as I gently drift off into oblivion, eventually waking up in a pool of dribble at around midnight to clock our inevitable dull 0-1 reverse on SSN.
You're having a laugh, You're having a lau-gh, 30,000, You're having a laugh
Great post
That's the thing: added into the mix is the fact that it's pretty much guaranteed to be a dull as **** game with little in the way of goalmouth action, given our form to date plus injuries etc.
Has there ever been a less appealing game to attend given everything about it?? (priestfield era aside)
I sincerely hope the ground is nearly empty
****ing ridiculous kick off time and appalling services ( understandably) for travel.
Add to that a pandemic exploding and a ****nuckle in charge too scared to do anything about it due to his own vanity.
The club have your money, stay the **** at home.
If you don't know already it'll be a shit game ( if its not called off . . . ). We'll go down 1-0 just before half time, despite dominating posession and looking like an 80 year old Hugh Hefner, ( silky but no penetration) then in the second half be crap for a while and salvage a draw via a fluke/worldie/penalty somewhere between 85 & 110 minutes.
Subbuteo ska and wine would be my suggested alternative
Or scalextric soul and port
I could not disagree more with this. The club had an opportunity here to make a real statement, to back the fans that they were stating 6 months ago they couldn’t live without. To publicly question the sanity of this KO time. They did **** all. They don’t care.
I’m extremely disappointed with both our chairman and vice-chairman on this issue.
I could not disagree more with this. The club had an opportunity here to make a real statement, to back the fans that they were stating 6 months ago they couldn’t live without. To publicly question the sanity of this KO time. They did **** all. They don’t care.
I’m extremely disappointed with both our chairman and vice-chairman on this issue.
There have been loads more unappealing at Withdean in pouring rain. Brentford aren’t a boring team and it could be a really good game. It could also be our first win for ages. I don’t think I’m alone in looking forward to it and getting some fresh air after 2 days of family stuff.
As I said on another thread this fixture, and the way it's been handled, has been my "final straw". Non-league football can do far more with the £1k or so I spend on season tickets, £1k or so, on travel and countless £'s on beer .... although I'll still spend that but at far less than £4 a pint! This season, my 21st with a season ticket, may be my last or, if I bottle it, I'll buy one ticket instead of three. Yes, I'll get tickets to the odd game, but £300+ a year on parking and £1k a year on season tickets will stop.
Trickle down , tiny tears effect?
lets make this game an official fan's boycott ?