North Korea vs South Korea - Kick Off Minus 8 hours

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North and South Korea exchange dozens of artillery shells across their tense western sea border, in one of the most serious incidents since the Korean War ended without a ceasefire in 1953.

BBC News - North Korean artillery hits South Korean island‎

Oh dear...

 

[Jonno]

Obviously time the Americans went and invaded the North, innit? That should calm things down.

 

[BHAboi]

should just flatten north korea

 

[Flavor Flav]

Do North Korea have nukes or not? If so then the South might be a little bit f***ed.

 

[JJ McClure]

Surely its only a question of if they've got any oil worth fighting about?

 

[vegster]

The North Koreans are pretty good at doing random acts of extreme stupidity. If the South decided to paste them it would not take long, I think they only have five bullets and a couple of catapoults and lots of pebbles

It would be nice to see the "Democratic" peoples republic actually try democracy.

 

[Simster]

The North Koreans are pretty good at doing random acts of extreme stupidity. If the South decided to paste them it would not take long, I think they only have five bullets and a couple of catapoults and lots of pebbles

It would be nice to see the "Democratic" peoples republic actually try democracy.

I wish this was true, but I believe that North Korea has one of the biggest armies in the world.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Maybe we should send a submarine - unless of course those fiends have installed sandbanks

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i reckon this is WELL gonna kick off

 

[Marc]

does'nt help now that Obama has condemned the action, cant those bloody yanks just keep out and SHUT THE f*** UP?! if WW3 starts its gonna be THEIR fault for sticking their noses in.....sake!

 

[Dr Q]

I like the fact that they have "exchanged artillery shells". sounds like some pre-Christmas present swapping event, with ribbons and bows?

 

[raymondbriggs]

It would be nice to see the "Democratic" peoples republic actually try democracy.

Good idea-can we try it in England first please?

 

[jakarta]

I wish this was true, but I believe that North Korea has one of the biggest armies in the world.

Yes but armed with spears they aren't likely to do too much...

It would be a mercy to the population of North Korea if there was finally a war and they were 'defeated' as their standard of living would go up around 1000%.....

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

wouldn't china go APESHIT if the americans got involved in this?

 

[Marc]

wouldn't china go APESHIT if the americans got involved in this?

if they did we'd ALL be dead!

 

[raymondbriggs]

I like the fact that they have "exchanged artillery shells". sounds like some pre-Christmas present swapping event, with ribbons and bows?

Give the kid the pick of pips,
and give him all your stripes and ribbons.
now he's sitting in his hole.
he might as well have buttons and bows.

 

[Dr Q]

Yes but armed with spears they aren't likely to do too much...

It would be a mercy to the population of North Korea if there was finally a war and they were 'defeated' as their standard of living would go up around 1000%.....

Those spears look they could get thrown a bit of a distance!

 

[vegster]

Those spears look they could get thrown a bit of a distance!

It's all Airfix gear,they would have to throw them as they don't have the fuel!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Who on earth would referee this? Howard Webb?

 

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