[Albion] Newcastle United vs Brighton & Hove Albion *** Official Match Thread ***

[Ike and Tina Burner]

Pervis plays football with his hands in his pockets. Stop being so f***ing nonchalant

 

[Hendrax]

Bloody hell pervis. You wont find a easier pass to make!!

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

ITV are currently getting the Newcastle soggy biscuit they're gagging for.

 

[Mike Small]

Baleba getting delusions of granduer at times again. Prancing around with the ball. Don't be Beauty, be the beast. Him having a laugh and a joke with Joelinton when they were grabbing each other from a throw in after a few minutes set the tone. Wake up.

 

[The Fits]

Games like this, either against low block teams or in this case very hardworking and defensively organised teams, we have to work out a way to generate pressure. We’ve not been poor per se, just very, very ineffective. It’s an Achilles heal at the moment with the obvious change being getting Welbeck on.

 

[Zeus]

Our basic passing is total pony today.

 

[A1X]

Has anyone even been as good as average today? Just shite all over the pitch.

 

[portlock seagull]

6 upfront all in a line and we piss it about before whacking it over and out for a throw.

Sums us up this half!

 

[oldboyroy]

We are so slow

 

[London Irish]

All we are asking, is give us a shot

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Awful

 

[Durlston]

There's my mate Simon! He's looking older - must be the TV screen.

 

[fruitnveg]

I don't know what game you lot are watching, or what you're expecting from the lads against a very good Newcastle side but barring one mistake, this has been a pretty even affair

 

[The Fits]

Our supporters are unusually quiet.

 

[North Carolina Supporter]

Matterface (?) is the only person on the planet to mix up Lamptey and Dunk… he’s also called Webster Hinschelwood and other mixups.

 

[boik]

Gordon is a out ball every time.

 

[borat]

March for Estupinan. I could be wrong but looks like players are reluctant to play it wide to him?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

NO shots on target shows how crap our attacking is today.

No match for Isak, Joelinton and Skeletor Gordon upfront

 

[portlock seagull]

And this is why we as a club have never won any silverware. Golden opportunity today, in form, opposition beatable…and we play pony. FFS,

 

[Steve in Japan]

Painfully slow in transition the last 5 minutes. A 40 pass move culminates with a pass to Mitoma that sails into touch.