New ticket design

[Withdean Wanderer]

It's fantastic reading your posts, moaning your arse off about anything and everything Albion - in fact anything and everything in life in general. I'd love to be served by you should you ever work in the Ticket Office...

What are you going to be like when you're the grand old age of 25, let alone a narky old bastard of 60? You could do with some joy in your life - go and have a bath or something, and for crying out loud, wind your neck in.

I'm 37, had a couple of glasses of wine after a mildly interesting day reading people unnecessarily slagging off the looks of a couple of helpful, attractive female friends of mine, and I'm STILL happier than you are...

On the plus side, at least you find my posts "fantastic!"

 

[The Large One]

I was being sar-kar-stic.

Bleedin' misery.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I was being sar-kar-stic.

Bleedin' misery.

I'd never have guessed!!

To be fair though, i have resisted the opportunity to moan about the absolute troll modelling your bikinis.....

 

[The Large One]

I'd never have guessed!!

To be fair though, i have resisted the opportunity to moan about the absolute troll modelling your bikinis.....

She is a honey who would eat you for breakfast. That, and she is a pole dancer who would happily snap your neck in half with her thighs. Not that she'd let you get that far, cos your breath down there would be worse than hers down there, if you know what I mean...