New ticket design

[The Large One]

Nice come back ............witty , cutting, with a sense of local irony

Cuts through the bullshit, dunnit?

 

[reigate]

The new ticket design was the highlight of my afternoon.

Thanks babe, you now how to make a guy feel good

 

[Clothes Peg]

The new ticket design was the highlight of my afternoon.

Thanks babe, you now how to make a guy feel good

Sorry sweetie, it was a close call between the new ticket design and the pot of crayfish on the beach. Actually, the purchase of my the retro zip up top was pretty good. My Mum said she won't wash it cos it's football related though.

 

[Lady Buck]

So are you 2 a couple?

 

[reigate]

Sorry sweetie, it was a close call between the new ticket design and the pot of crayfish on the beach. Actually, the purchase of my the retro zip up top was pretty good. My Mum said she won't wash it cos it's football related though.

Just don't tell her I was involved in the purchase or she will burn it!

 

[GDC]

Parp

 

[Clothes Peg]

So are you 2 a couple?

For everyone's benefit, it was agreed that I don't talk about my personal relationships on here anymore. I want to appear available to all the attractive, young males.

 

[Starry]

Why can't you wash your own top?

 

[Lady Buck]

For everyone's benefit, it was agreed that I don't talk about my personal relationships on here anymore. I want to appear available to all the attractive, young males.

So you are available for unattached lads?

 

[Robbie G]

It's fantastic reading your posts, moaning your arse off about anything and everything Albion - in fact anything and everything in life in general. I'd love to be served by you should you ever work in the Ticket Office...

What are you going to be like when you're the grand old age of 25, let alone a narky old bastard of 60? You could do with some joy in your life - go and have a bath or something, and for crying out loud, wind your neck in.

I'm 37, had a couple of glasses of wine after a mildly interesting day reading people unnecessarily slagging off the looks of a couple of helpful, attractive female friends of mine, and I'm STILL happier than you are...

Haha, yeah MARK cheer up

 

[Clothes Peg]

Why can't you wash your own top?

I'm back at home for a bit. It seems a waste of water to do a whole wash just for my own top. Don't worry, I am capable of operating a washing machine. It just makes more sense for me to throw my clothes in the general laundry.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

....a couple of helpful, attractive female friends of mine...

Are they single?

 

[Clothes Peg]

So you are available for unattached lads?

Ask Reigate. He owns me now.

 

[reigate]

So you are available for unattached lads?

That will be a NO

 

[Clothes Peg]

That will be a NO

You tell 'em. I only go for attached lads anyway.

 

[reigate]

You tell 'em. I only go for attached lads anyway.

But ones that don't shag there mates sisters?

 

[Clothes Peg]

But ones that don't shag there mates sisters?

Trust me, I would NEVER sink that low. Remind me to buy you a dictionary for Christmas.

 

[The Large One]

Are they single?

One isn't. Not 100% sure about the other to be honest.

 

[Buzzer]

For everyone's benefit, it was agreed that I don't talk about my personal relationships on here anymore.....

a couple of posts later are begging to differ

 

[Scotty Mac]

It's fantastic reading your posts, moaning your arse off about anything and everything Albion - in fact anything and everything in life in general. I'd love to be served by you should you ever work in the Ticket Office...

What are you going to be like when you're the grand old age of 25, let alone a narky old bastard of 60? You could do with some joy in your life - go and have a bath or something, and for crying out loud, wind your neck in.

congratulations - you have just summed up mark potter in two pargraphs