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[Albion] New song for Hürzeler



Peacehaven Wild Kids

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2022
3,405
The Avenue then Maloncho
I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)

 










B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,729
Shoreham Beaaaach
I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)



Wow, blast from the past that one. Swords is their go to song, forgot about that bit of irreverent musical masterpiece.
 




GT49er

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 1, 2009
49,188
Gloucester
Who do you think you're kidding, Mr. Hurzeler?

Not now maybe - but half a season of shocking results??
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,728
The Fatherland
We’ve got a brand new Fabian Hürzeler
He comes from Germany
He’s the youngest in the EPL
And his hair comes from Tur-ur-key
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,757
Earth
I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)


I suggested this for Alexander Bah when he was linked and it was thrown out by the song police as nobody would’ve heard of it. 🤷‍♂️

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.
 








pigmanovich

Good Old Sausage by the Sea
Mar 16, 2024
1,586
London










ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua
Jul 8, 2003
5,251
brighton
I suggested this for Alexander Bah when he was linked and it was thrown out by the song police as nobody would’ve heard of it. 🤷‍♂️

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.

Blue and white stripes and corduroys . As per new kit launch adds
 


Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
8,361
Coldean
🤣🤣 No? Ok ….. we’ll avoid the keeping it simple rule and try and resurrect the highly successful Salt n Pepa hit Push It, perhaps someone could put words to Tubular Bells or the two hour version of Jeff Wayne’s War Of The Worlds.
🤣🤣
Now you're talking with the last two!
Of course, the way people sing stuff, two hours would take two minutes ???
 


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