[Albion] New song for Hürzeler

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Thanks. But don’t call us, we’ll call you.

 

[jimhigham]

Sold! I bloody love that song and the chant is ridiculously easy.

Just need a big gang of 50 somethings to get it started.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Thanks. But don’t call us, we’ll call you.

No we won't

 

[B-right-on]

I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)

Wow, blast from the past that one. Swords is their go to song, forgot about that bit of irreverent musical masterpiece.

 

[GT49er]

Who do you think you're kidding, Mr. Hurzeler?

Not now maybe - but half a season of shocking results??

 

[pasty]

I can’t get The Wurzels classic out of my head

We’ve got a brand new Fabian Hürzeler
He comes from Germany

Can’t think of the rest

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We’ve got a brand new Fabian Hürzeler
He comes from Germany

He’s the youngest in the EPL
And his hair comes from Tur-ur-key

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

He’s the youngest in the EPL
And his hair comes from Tur-ur-key

I hoped we get at point off Everton
But then we got all three…

 

[Mr Bridger]

I usually look down my nose at new song threads on here telling the poster to “just sing it” and it’ll catch on, but starting songs is a young man’s game, anyway here goes…

This one:

It’s German (sort of)

The lyrics are idiot proof

It’s original (to my knowledge)

It’s well known to those of us over 55

…and for the under 25s it can simply be sung to the wrong tune and/or the wrong speed as they are totally oblivious to the original a la Voulez Vous, Rotterdam, You To Me Are Everything and inevitably Rocking All Over The World

anyway it starts with

Eine…Zwei...Drei…Vier…Fünf… (as in the start of the video)

and then goes straight to the chorus (48 secs)

Hurzeler…Hurzeler...Her..zel..er
Hurzeler…Hurzeler…Herzeler…Her..zel..er

(Repeat Ad Nausium)

I suggested this for Alexander Bah when he was linked and it was thrown out by the song police as nobody would’ve heard of it.

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.

 

[BN9 BHA]

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.

For the old boys that remember listening to Sham 69…..’laced up Sketchers and hemorrhoids’

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He’s the youngest in the EPL
And his hair comes from Tur-ur-key

Fabian Hürzeler's better than Klopp
Where's he get his haircut? Pound shop! Pound shop!

 

[pigmanovich]

I suggested this for Alexander Bah when he was linked and it was thrown out by the song police as nobody would’ve heard of it.

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.

Beaten to it by @Psychobilly freakout I'm afraid:

[Albion] - Fabian Hürzeler **SINGED 15/06/2024**

We need to know his beer of choice

www.northstandchat.com

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

No we won't

No? Ok ….. we’ll avoid the keeping it simple rule and try and resurrect the highly successful Salt n Pepa hit Push It, perhaps someone could put words to Tubular Bells or the two hour version of Jeff Wayne’s War Of The Worlds.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Beaten to it by @Psychobilly freakout I'm afraid:

[Albion] - Fabian Hürzeler **SINGED 15/06/2024**

We need to know his beer of choice

www.northstandchat.com

Don’t be afraid, I’m wasn’t racing.
Just think it’s got potential.

 

[pigmanovich]

Don’t be afraid, I’m wasn’t racing.
Just think it’s got potential.

It's brilliant

 

[ditchy]

I suggested this for Alexander Bah when he was linked and it was thrown out by the song police as nobody would’ve heard of it.

This has got potential but cannot think of what would replace ‘laced up boots and corduroys’
Hürzeler boys.

Blue and white stripes and corduroys . As per new kit launch adds

 

[Coldeanseagull]

No? Ok ….. we’ll avoid the keeping it simple rule and try and resurrect the highly successful Salt n Pepa hit Push It, perhaps someone could put words to Tubular Bells or the two hour version of Jeff Wayne’s War Of The Worlds.

Now you're talking with the last two!
Of course, the way people sing stuff, two hours would take two minutes