[Football] New job advertised at Palace.

[El Presidente]

Presumably only apply if you’re a ****?

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[Neville's Breakfast]

Presumably only apply if you’re a ****?

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That job has your name written all over it. They would probably pay 100k a week as well.....

Edit; oops I didn’t mean you are a **** ! My post didn’t look as I intended.

 

[Weststander]

"Must have experience of insolvencies".

 

[blue-shifted]

Must have experience of hiding funds from administrators.

Proven ability to shaft local businesses

 

[schmunk]

They are looking for someone "detail-orientated" - looks like they need it...

 

[Insel affe]

Salary 10p in the £1

 

[lawros left foot]

Has Trump applied yet?

 

[Peter Grummit]

With all the crumbs he's hoovered up from under your table, surely Kev's dream job?

 

[Dawn Korus]

must have experience of negotiating with the St Johns Ambulance

 

[lawros left foot]

An experience in Smoke and Mirrors, essential.

 

[Pavilionaire]

With profits diving maybe Zaha could become the first player/accountant in Prem history?

 

[Weststander]

Please be aware that we will make a Criminal Records Check for the successful candidate.

Convictions for dishonesty a prequisite for the role.

Benefits package:
- A 2.5% discount on groceries from our onsite Sainsbury's.
- A discretionery bonus based on how late you file the annual company accounts.
- Use of the corporate caravan on match days.
- Protection by the head honcho of the non-Ultra's, Nigel Diaper.
- Roast mouse executive lunches at the training ground, with Steve Parish and the transfers brains trust of Mark Bright.

 

[Tory Boy]

Must have served at least 5 years in a HMP.

TB

 

[Is it PotG?]

Successful applicant will get a company caravan.

 

[knocky1]

Any public onanism criminal records will be a prerequisite.

Perfect for @El Pres.

 

[Giraffe]

Six months (with potential to extend)... if they don't get relegated?

 

[Birdie Boy]

Six months (with potential to extend)... if they don't get relegated?

Beat me to it.

 

[TugWilson]

I don`t know what`s funniest , an Acocuntant or calling selhurst park a " Stadium "

 

[Dougie]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

 

[SEWDONIM]

With all the crumbs he's hoovered up from under your table, surely Kev's dream job?

He'll finally be able to find out where his season ticket refund has gone to..