[Football] New job advertised at Palace.

[Medwayseagull]

Competitive salary = Unlimited groupon vouchers.

 

[el punal]

I have contacted the Advertising Standards Authority regarding the false description in this advertisement. It relates to Selhurst Park being described as a stadium.

 

[El Presidente]

That job has your name written all over it. They would probably pay 100k a week as well.....

Edit; oops I didn’t mean you are a **** ! My post didn’t look as I intended.

No offence taken x


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[The Rattler]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

**** off


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[AmexRuislip]

That job has your name written all over it. They would probably pay 100k a week as well.....

Edit; oops I didn’t mean you are a **** ! My post didn’t look as I intended.

I couldn't help noticing the job advertising for a new burger assistant

 

[RossyG]

They really had to think hard to list any benefits for stewards.



I’m surprised they didn’t put “free use of a high vis jacket” or “chance to work for a club with 11 years of history.”

 

[banjo]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

 

[Acker79]

They really had to think hard to list any benefits for stewards.

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I’m surprised they didn’t put “free use of a high vis jacket” or “chance to work for a club with 11 years of history.”

I'm confused, is that a genuine part of the advert, or a humorous mock up? Seems like a lot of effort for a joke that isn't all that funny, so I'm assuming it's real. That's not to say there's no funny there, just there's so much more that could have been mined if you're faking it.

I mean a barbeque and a holiday party as a benefit of being employed there?
Maybe I'm off mark here, but wouldn't you expect, having put in the effort to study and earn the qualifications to be a registered accountant, expect more than the London Living Wage?
"High level of responsibility from day one!" firstly an exclamation mark in a job advert? Secondly, this reads so much like 'if anything goes wrong you'll be blamed even on your first day'. But don't worry, eh, there's a barbecue!

 

[RossyG]

I'm confused, is that a genuine part of the advert, or a humorous mock up? Seems like a lot of effort for a joke that isn't all that funny, so I'm assuming it's real. That's not to say there's no funny there, just there's so much more that could have been mined if you're faking it.

I mean a barbeque and a holiday party as a benefit of being employed there?
Maybe I'm off mark here, but wouldn't you expect, having put in the effort to study and earn the qualifications to be a registered accountant, expect more than the London Living Wage?
"High level of responsibility from day one!" firstly an exclamation mark in a job advert? Secondly, this reads so much like 'if anything goes wrong you'll be blamed even on your first day'. But don't worry, eh, there's a barbecue!

It’s real, but for a stewards’ job there, not the accountant one.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

Didn't take long for you to bite , what a sad existance spending all day on a rivals forum

 

[rippleman]

If you want a job at Selhurst it would appear that illiteracy is a prerequisite.

Fancy not getting that advert proofread.

Bunch of thick twats

ETA: **** off Dougie

 

[Change at Barnham]

Is an Aco cuntant more senior than a regular cuntant?

 

[dazzer6666]

Company Black hoodie supplied ?

 

[AZ Gull]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

Funnily enough, I see our U-17s had a nice little 4-2 win over Palace in the final group match of the U-17 Premier League Cup today. We go through as group winners (we also beat Millwall and West Ham, scoring a total of 12 goals in the process). I believe the 7 group winners progress into the quarter-finals, plus the best runner-up from the groups.

Did Palace progress as losers?

 

[Motogull]

What the bleeding fukk is an 'Acocuntant'? I can only assume that as no self respecting competent person would apply, they are hoping for incompetent applicants.

What next, vacancies being advertised for:

Leegoal Director
Feyenanse Director
Hyooman Rezorces Director
Katerring Manager

Shitgibbonry of the highest order.

 

[Acker79]

It’s real, but for a stewards’ job there, not the accountant one.

Ah yes. I should have read more carefully.

 

[theboybilly]

I think we know why there's 'potential to extend the contract'

 

[AZ Gull]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

Funnily enough, I see our U-17s had a nice little 4-2 win over Palace in the final group match of the U-17 Premier League Cup today. We go through as group winners (we also beat Millwall and West Ham, scoring a total of 12 goals in the process). I believe the 7 group winners progress into the quarter-finals, plus the best runner-up from the groups.

Did Palace progress as losers?

[MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] - strangely, Palace don't seem to have uploaded a report of their U-17's heavy defeat by Albion to their website. Thankfully, the Albion press team have been a bit more on the ball:-

Albion defeat Palace to reach quarter-finals

You're welcome.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

 

[papajaff]

Did Brighton finally win by any chance?

Are you still a cock by any chance?