um bongo molongo
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He looks SO much better alongside a striker with the pace to run in behind. Welbeck when he’s fit is ideal. Dennis would also be a good partner if Watford go down.
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[Albion] Neal Maupay...SIGNED FOR EVERTON.
- Thread starter poidy
- Start date
Can someone please help me with this?
Neal Maupay...What Does He Actually Do?
Neal Maupay...What Does He Actually Do?
Empty vessels.
A tiny minority who’d pick on other players if NM wasn’t in the first team.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
That’s because he’s a charismatic intelligent guy and he knows football fans are fickle feckers
I bloody love the Petit shitehouse
Petit Merde Maison surely?
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,844
Gives great interviews
Scores less goals than a grand total of 5 (five) Premier league footballers.
I LOVE HIM.
doogie004
Well-known member
Neal Maupay...What Does He Actually Do?
Misses easy chances but scores some quite good difficult ones ?
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Misses easy chances but scores some quite good difficult ones ?
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KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Realises when he is the worst player on the pitch.
B-right-on
Living the dream
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
He says as much himself at the end of this interview. I think he was desperate for a pee whilst being interviewed though
https://youtu.be/L4oxIu2gPAQ
GingerBeerMan
3-0
- Dec 29, 2011
- 8,217
Honestly I think we're about his level. No chance a bigger club will come in for him and if they do no chance he won't be on the bench as a back up for the majority of the time.
Last week a talking head on Football Weekly was says how Salah couldn't hit a cows arse while playing at Basel.
He had a terrible reputation for missing sitters.
Only getting into his groove some four seasons later at Roma.
Obvs I'm not saying our Neal will turn into Salah.
Obvs he'll never, NEVER EVER, score enough goals for some Albion fans.
But he may well have a season, soon, where he adds 5 'tap in's' to his double figure haul.
At that point I imagine there's no chance of the Albion holding onto him.
tigertim68
Well-known member
- Sep 3, 2012
- 2,698
Scores really good goals
What does he actually do?
He scores a very good number of goals. And is still improving.
He is one of the best pressing forwards in the division, causing the opposition defenders, keeper and sometimes deeper midfielders plenty of issues that we often exploit.
He's totally authentic, which is to be admired in anybody, esp a footballer.
He is Le Petit Shithouse and does an amazing job of winding up and distraction oppo defenders (and supporters). Other clubs fans don't get upset like that unless they see you as a threat.
He sets up more chances than others give him credit for (which we'd appreciate of our midfield ever covered them). For examine the lovely dummy to tee up Moder.
He gives great interview.
I'll take that little list all day long and for as long as we can keep him here.
He scores a very good number of goals. And is still improving.
He is one of the best pressing forwards in the division, causing the opposition defenders, keeper and sometimes deeper midfielders plenty of issues that we often exploit.
He's totally authentic, which is to be admired in anybody, esp a footballer.
He is Le Petit Shithouse and does an amazing job of winding up and distraction oppo defenders (and supporters). Other clubs fans don't get upset like that unless they see you as a threat.
He sets up more chances than others give him credit for (which we'd appreciate of our midfield ever covered them). For examine the lovely dummy to tee up Moder.
He gives great interview.
I'll take that little list all day long and for as long as we can keep him here.
How many league has he scored this season? All the lists say 8 but the email from the club says 9
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
I believe in Joe Hendry
- Oct 4, 2003
- 12,220
He’s got 8 league goals and 1 in the FA Cup against West Brom.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Should be on 15 minimum if he could tuck away the bread and butter chances, hopefully Undav can score the tap ins and leave the show boating goals to Neal.
The club email says 9 league goals and 10 in all. I guess it’s just got it wrong.
I can’t believe he’s missed that many sitters. If he had 15 goals he’d be the 2nd highest scorer and have the best minutes per goal (106) in the league.
Medwayseagull
JCB
Jeff Stelling said nine on Sky yesterday so confusion somewhere.