National Limerick Day

[Mutts Nuts]

There was an old irish mick
Whos cum was exceedingly thick
He could squeeze it all out
And spray it about
But it stuck to the end of his dick

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Limericks weren't invented by Lear
But he made them popular, it's clear
Sadly, most began well
Then entered poetry hell
And the last line was invariably rather disappointing