National Limerick Day

[banjo]

Now he's balls are all shrivelled and dry. Boom Boom !

Sorry cocked up there pardon the pun. Supposed to rhyme with the fist line

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There was a great gnome named Bloom.
Even in small spaces there was still room.
He spent like a demon.
By selling his semen.
Renowned for their insatiable zoom.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Sorry cocked up there pardon the pun. Supposed to rhyme with the fist line

I know it's a slightly bawdy thread, but I missed the "fist line"...

 

[banjo]

There once was a man from Nantucket....
Twice daily he wanked into a bucket
He milked himself dry
Wiped the dregs from his thigh
so he's wife said " Oh fu@k it"

 

[Mutts Nuts]

there was a young man from dundee
who got stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked 'did it hurt?'
he said 'no, not much'
'it can do it again if it likes'

 

[banjo]

I know it's a slightly bawdy thread, but I missed the "fist line"...

No I cocked it up. I used your line in the final rhyme thanks.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

i know a Palace fan named Jim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes don't hurt
nor break the skin
But these fuckers do 'cos there still in the tin

 

[Mutts Nuts]

She thought to herself, why won't he f*** it?

There was a young man from Nantucket

Twice daily he wanked into a bucket

He milked himself dry

Which made his wife cry

She thought to herself why wont he fcuk it

 

[banjo]

i know a Palace fan named Jim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes don't hurt
nor break the skin
But these fuckers do 'cos there still in the tin

I like.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

i know a Palace fan named Jim
I like to throw tomatoes at him
tomatoes don't hurt
nor break the skin
But these fuckers do 'cos there still in the tin

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Hickory dickory dock

There once was a mouse with a big cock

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[Mutts Nuts]

Hickory dickory dock

There once was a mouse with a big cock

At a party he met a mouse called lynne

He could not get it in

So he had a wank into his sock

 

[JOLovegrove]

We have a great striker called Glenn
who has had a huff now and then
now he's scoring for fun
and he's won us league one
now sign the contract, here's a pen.

Will this be relevant again?

 

[Trufflehound]

A forgetful young lady from Bude
Couldn't remember how many lines there were in a limerick
She couldn't make them rhyme either
Or scan come to that

 

[Postman Pat]

In goal we have Thomasz Kuczack
And we are pretty good at the back
Our midfield isn't bad
but what's driving me mad
Is our currently toothless attack

 

[Frutos]

In goal we have Thomasz Kuczack
And we are pretty good at the back
Our midfield isn't bad
but what's driving me mad
Is our currently toothless attack

 

[Mutts Nuts]

There was a young man who played football for palace
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?

 

[rcf0712]

my verse is about North Stand Chat
a wonder Bozza pulled from his hat
but lately I fear, it's becoming quite clear
the inhabitants are in the main twats

 

[Mutts Nuts]

my verse is about North Stand Chat
a wonder Bozza pulled from his hat
but lately I fear
it's becoming quite clear
the inhabitants are in the main twats

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

A forgetful young lady from Bude
Couldn't remember how many lines there were in a limerick
She couldn't make them rhyme either
Or scan come to that

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake,
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in her ear
And said "You can't swim here, it's private"