National e.flirting day - What your worst chat up line??

[Lord Cornwallis]

Do you like chicken?
Well suck on this, it's fowl.
That line doesn't work either, strange as it may seem.

 

[GNF on Tour]

Mate of mine once had the best (turn rejection around ) line I ever heard.


same mate diferent night went up to 2 girls at a bar...one quite nice the other a little over weight and said..................
Can I get you a drink and a bun for your elephant.

that is the funniest thing I have heard in ages, I'm gonna try that tonight.

 

[Lush]

One that definitely doesn't work is "Do you sleep on your stomach?", "No", "Well can I then?"