National e.flirting day - What your worst chat up line??

[Trigger]

Wanna shag? No? Well do you ming laying down while i have one?

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

[fatboy]

"It's my mates birthday, can he have a birthday kiss?"

"No"

"Can I have one?"

Always works!

 

[Highfields Seagull]

In my younger days, and fuelled by several glasses of beers and spirits, I came out with.

"Is it worth me trying to pull you or shall I just f*** off".

Amazingly it actually worked.

There was much merriment a few weeks later when a mate tried it and was politely told to f*** off.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Re: Re: National e.flirting day - What your worst chat up line??

What's wrong with that ??

Anyway, you didn't explain, bag, is this one you heard or one you used? And did it work?

someone that i used to date texted it to me.

 

[Dave the OAP]

really!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we should talk about this later

 

[fatboy]

Re: Re: Re: National e.flirting day - What your worst chat up line??

someone that i used to date texted it to me.

Was it Turkey?

 

[cpfc remf captain]

There nice legs, what time do they open.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Kev

How are you mate?

BTW it is They are, not there

How does it feel to have the ugliest man on earth as manager

 

[tedebear]

still don't know who texted me "you spin me right round baby right round" came from a yahoo text thing.... anyhow I was singing it for weeks til I thought it was really quite stupid...

 

[Locky]

Mate of mine once had the best (turn rejection around ) line I ever heard.

He walked up to a girl and said......

He: would you like to dance
She: NO!!
He: well what am I gonna tell him
She: Tell who??
He: My mate ...the one who wants to dance with you
She: I thought you wanted to dance with me
He: I wouldn't dance with you ya Moose !!

same mate diferent night went up to 2 girls at a bar...one quite nice the other a little over weight and said..................
Can I get you a drink and a bun for your elephant.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

really!!!!!!!!!!!

I think we should talk about this later

 

[Mr Popkins]

WHAT TIME DO YOU FINISH SCHOOL?

 

[Marc]

WHAT TIME DO YOU FINISH SCHOOL?

hehehe, dunno why but thats got a laugh outta me, genious!

 

[The Timekeeper]

Hello darlin' I may not be Fred Flintstone... But I will sure make your BedRock

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

same mate diferent night went up to 2 girls at a bar...one quite nice the other a little over weight and said..................
Can I get you a drink and a bun for your elephant.

Nasty, but very very funny.

 

[Lush]

"I hope you don't mind me saying, but you look absolutely gorgeous."

That would work on me, but then I'm easily pleased.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"I hope you don't mind me saying, but you look absolutely gorgeous."

That would work on me, but then I'm easily pleased.

*takes memo*

 

[Alannumber4]

when are you going to take me out for a beer then

 

[Sigull]

.,

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Do you like chicken?
Well suck on this, it's fowl.
That line doesn't work either, strange as it may seem.