National e.flirting day - What your worst chat up line??

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

On this lovely rainy day, it is National e.flirting day (as i heard on the radio this morning!) so, what is your worst chat up line that you have heard, or that you have used?

Mine:

If you're naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine

 

[R2D2]

Can I give you a Spanish kiss?
Whats that?
Well, its like a french kiss but further south!

 

[BrightonBird]

Can I shag you?








No.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I was in the Pav Tav once and swawled 'kiss me?' on my hand and showed it to girls. It's the lazy mans chat up line, you don't have to chat.









Didn't work mind. I'm an ugly fucker.

 

[REDLAND]

Do you like Fruit

'yes'

suck my cock then its a peach !!!!!

 

[Marshy]

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.....

Its actually worked tho, sent via txt.

As you can imagine she was a classy bird.... ! !

 

[Yorkie]

A favourite in Yorkshire

Get your coat - you've pulled.

 

[sbee]

Yorkie,


Apparently that works with some types of animals as well

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"You arse looks like a 13 year old boy's, and I like it."





if that fails try saying "hello". Note it is important to control the volume of your voice. "HelLO" will not get you the girls. Not even the internet girls who are really childish men like me in E-disguise

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"nice boobs".............aways start with a compliment.

"can I touch them?"............get to know her

 

[Northstander]

Have you pants got mirrors in?

Why?

Coz I can see myself in em!!

that always worked for me.....

 

[Juan Albion]

If you're naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine

What's wrong with that ??

Anyway, you didn't explain, bag, is this one you heard or one you used? And did it work?

 

[Braders]

i don't get a chance to use one

they usually see my face and run

 

[pasty]

Him: did you know I'm just like a toilet roll
Her: Eh ?
Him: Easy to pull

 

[Wozza]

A couple of years ago a mate of mine went up to a girl in a bar and said, in his gravelly voice, "I think you and me should have lots of sex tonight".

I'm not sure what she said, but I don't think she was overly impressed.

Later in the evening, he passed by her and said, "I've got a really big cock, you know"

She laughed. They got chatting.

They got married in December.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Do you want to go halves on a bastard?



Always works. Honest.

 

[REDLAND]

Have you pants got mirrors in?

Why?

Coz I can see myself in em!!

that always worked for me.....

right I'm telling the missis

 

[Wilko]

my mate always uses 'What time do you knock off treacle' ? to the barmaids.


f*** knows why, it has never worked

 

[Marc]

"ya wanna dance?"

said in a Duke Nukem kinda way, also whilst dancing "Hail to the King, BABY!"

never works but its fun!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"You arse looks like a 13 year old boy's, and I like it."

just so there's no misunderstanding here, you use this line on GIRLS.

failing that I always find "T-I-T-S, tit's out for the lads" works when chanted at the sophisticated sorts