[Humour] Names you give people, as a term of endearment.

[Brownstuff]

One of the kitchen staff is known as BO Barry

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

One local pub I occasionally go to have nicknames for all their regulars. One they call Thrush cos he's an irritating c.unt


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[Saladpack Seagull]

I used to work with a guy who always said "Bless you" when speaking with colleagues on the phone. We called him The Bishop of Southwark. If my favourite football club doesn't sign an effective striker soon I'll start calling it Brighton and Hove Albion Nil (as will anyone reading the scores on TV and radio!).

 

[Reagulls]

Ours are at the Amex actually, there's sweary lady who's lovely but can't help let out the occasional profanity and then there's rat face who I'm very glad we are far enough away from to only be bothered by occasionally .

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I work with a bloke we call blister. He seems to show up after the work is done

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Was reading a thread on Twitter the other day discussing work based nicknames.

A guy called David who has a tick (lifts his hands above his head) “Mexican Dave”

A guy who never goes out with work “The Olympic Torch

Someone who leaves at 5:01 daily “Levi’s”


A guy called Wayne Bruce is referred to as “Man Bat”

And referenced from a Johnny Vaughan clip, a guy who brought 4 pairs of jeans in his lunch break is now known as “Spider”


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[Beach Hut]

When I worked at Leamington Spa station one of the platform supervisors was called "stocking tops" because he was the nearest thing to (well you know what)

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Lurch - he's tall
Cormack - After a weird kid at school
Human encyclopedia - he knows everything
Gok / Adolf - he's a cross between Gok Wang and Adolf Hitler
All others are just short versions of their names eg
T - Taylor
Land - Orlando
Ect

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[Dougie]

We had a hoddy working for us once who had serious hygiene standards, or lack of them. He was referred to as “ rank frank”.

 

[Canfan]

I was invited on a fishing trip with a bunch of guys I hadn’t met before by a friend.
My friend introduced me to the group; “This is Bob, this is Fred and this is F*cking Ted”.
I shook hands with each of them and said, “Hi Bob, Hi, Fred, Hi Ted”.
“No, it’s F*cking Ted”, said F*cking Ted, quite indignantly.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I once proposed to call my Mrs. AMA, Ah ha ooooh. Well, it was the noise I made when...................you know...................it wasn't popular.

 

[Razzoo]

Back in the day my parents were friends with a guy with one arm, you don't need me to tell what his nickname was.

 

[darkwolf666]

My old local used to name many of its patrons!

Pat the tap (plumber)
BT Pat (telecoms)
Blakey (bus driver*)
Irish John (Irish)
Bogey (picked his nose)

* I know Blakey didn't drive a bus...

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Thicko!

 

[Weststander]

Davy Propper - Greased Lightnin’

 

[Questions]

Back in the day my parents were friends with a guy with one arm, you don't need me to tell what his nickname was.

Was it Johnny Two Legs ?

 

[Insel affe]

A few a carpet fitter who is called trolley, because you can tell him which order to do jobs or where to go, and you guessed it, he does what the feck he wants (nice guy though)

Another carpet fitter called four tacks, you can work that out for yourselves.

 

[Sheebo]

T.wat / knob / etc etc - the more offensive to society, the more endearing it is to your mates.. well most of mine anyway.

 

[Dave the OAP]

We had a Harry the paint!

Scottish painter and decorator

Rocket Ron....a handyman who was bloody slow at everything

 

[Razzoo]

Was it Johnny Two Legs ?

Of course not, he was called Pete.