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Spielberg I would go for someone

  • 16-21

    Votes: 9 15.5%
  • 22-27

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 28-34

    Votes: 5 8.6%
  • 35-42

    Votes: 8 13.8%
  • 43-49

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 50-59

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 60-69

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 70 or over

    Votes: 33 56.9%

  • Total voters
    58
  • Poll closed .






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I know of one particular lady, but she is half-French (I know you are not a fan) and going out with a good friend of mine.

There are plenty of women out there Uncle. Best bet would be to enrol in some sort of class. There must be something you have always fancied doing, but never got round to it.


I am taking guitar lessons at the end of April.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing








Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Its true there are not many hotties hanging around Ladbrokes Plc in Newhaven or Southwick.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Good show. I was thinking along the lines of group sessions as opposed to one-to-one tutoring.

NB Please don't take my advice as the gospel as my lofe life is in ruins also.

Maybe we could go to a single's night or speed dating. The Ladies would not know whats hit them.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
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brakespear

Doctor Worm
Feb 24, 2009
12,326
Sleeping on the roof
Get into amateur dramatics - when my dad was well into his fifties he was doing this and going out with women in their early twenties :)
 






Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
What's with the 'excellent taste in films'. The girl's going to be disappointed when you suggest Kindergarten Cop 6 for a first date.
 






The Antikythera Mechanism

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Aug 7, 2003
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London Pompous

Active member
Feb 16, 2008
660
Using the LP never fails formula of W=0.5M +7, where W is the woman's age, M the man's age, then you should aim for someone who has just turned 30, and probably feeling a little vulnerable and worrying about being left on the shelf.

Start with a little flirting, flowers, a nice meal or two, trip to the theatre, and then bash her back doors down.
 










Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Jade Goody. Her husband is goiing away and guaranteed no long term commitments.
 


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