My Next Conquest

[Barrel of Fun]

NSC romance in the air?

I am 28 and Unc is not my 'type'

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I know of one particular lady, but she is half-French (I know you are not a fan) and going out with a good friend of mine.

There are plenty of women out there Uncle. Best bet would be to enrol in some sort of class. There must be something you have always fancied doing, but never got round to it.

I am taking guitar lessons at the end of April.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am 28 and Unc is not my 'type'

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I absolutely LOVE French Women BOF. I am up for it.

I couldn't do that to my friend I am afraid. But there are plenty 30somethings out there in Sussex. Take up life drawing or sculpting - sure fire winner.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am taking guitar lessons at the end of April.

Good show. I was thinking along the lines of group sessions as opposed to one-to-one tutoring.

NB Please don't take my advice as the gospel as my lofe life is in ruins also.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its true there are not many hotties hanging around Ladbrokes Plc in Newhaven or Southwick.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good show. I was thinking along the lines of group sessions as opposed to one-to-one tutoring.

NB Please don't take my advice as the gospel as my lofe life is in ruins also.

Maybe we could go to a single's night or speed dating. The Ladies would not know whats hit them.

 

[vegster]

Maybe we could go to a single's night or speed dating. The Ladies would not know whats hit them.

Its a racing certainty...... poor lasses

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Left out because Chantelle in Eastbourne is unavailable ?

I thought she was always available

 

[Chicken Runner61]

NB Please don't take my advice as the gospel as my lofe life is in ruins also.

Loft life - Shirley?

 

[brakespear]

Get into amateur dramatics - when my dad was well into his fifties he was doing this and going out with women in their early twenties

 

[Garage_Doors]

With your personality, you should grab anything that’s available,

 

[Tooting Gull]

What's with the 'excellent taste in films'. The girl's going to be disappointed when you suggest Kindergarten Cop 6 for a first date.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Early 30s. Profressional. GSOH. Likes to go out for dinner, the theatre, box office hits and cosy nights in.

Is that your application for the post BoF ??

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[London Pompous]

Using the LP never fails formula of W=0.5M +7, where W is the woman's age, M the man's age, then you should aim for someone who has just turned 30, and probably feeling a little vulnerable and worrying about being left on the shelf.

Start with a little flirting, flowers, a nice meal or two, trip to the theatre, and then bash her back doors down.

 

[coventrygull]

Could always try a swingers site.

 

[strings]

Could always try a swingers site.

Or take a visit to Chameleons?

 

[coventrygull]

Or take a visit to Chameleons?

Single guys don't do so well in there. They mainly stand around having a wank. Sometimes they get lucky

 

[Nibble]

Jade Goody. Her husband is goiing away and guaranteed no long term commitments.