My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

[Easy 10]

Woo HOO. The Kings Head (Fishersgate) is hosting a STAG NIGHT on Wednesday 25th October. Not an official one, no-ones getting married or anything. Just purchase a ticket in advance for £10, and you will enter into an evening of debauchery and pure seedy FILTH. Things apparently kick off with a stand-up comedian, and once his act is done, we'll have three SLUTS come up and take all their clothes off, then gyrate round and stuff.

They'll probably be rougher than Mo Mowlam on a bad hair day, and have faces like a welders workbench, but who cares ? Strap on those beer goggles and enjoy the ride, thats what I say. I'm THERE.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Excellent, I'm pleased for you. Nice to know the community is doing something for people who don't have any luck with women.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

thats my DADS local (he lives on st. richards road)

might get him to check it out

 

[smudge]

Went to one many moons ago at Uckfield Rugby club. The next time I saw anything that came close to what went on that night was in Hamburg & Amsterdam. Oh my days!!



p.s. Just remembered the back bar of the Bee Hive in Helston Cornwall too. Bird dressed as a schoolgirl doing herself with a big lollipop, then getting us to lick it.....the lollipop I mean. Marvellous Scenes!

 

[magoo]

we'll have three SLUTS come up and take all their clothes off, then gyrate round and stuff.

I'm betting it'll be more than that! They'll be lezzing it right up I tell ya! DILDOS and FISTS 'n all! And i bet they do the squating over a bloke from the crowd squeezing a banana out of the pussy into his mouth trick!

You'll love it!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I thought this was going to be about a pub hosting a Nitromors convention.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Disgusting and disgraceful this sort if thing utterly degarades the female sex
























What time does it kick off

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

I'm betting it'll be more than that! They'll be lezzing it right up I tell ya! DILDOS and FISTS 'n all! And i bet they do the squating over a bloke from the crowd squeezing a banana out of the pussy into his mouth trick!

You'll love it!

You mean a fully interactive audience experience ? That would be WICKERD.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I once had a BRILLIANT roast dinner in there.



That's all.

 

[magoo]

Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

You mean a fully interactive audience experience ? That would be WICKERD.

Yes men will be hauled up on stage, blindfolded, de-robed and god knows what squirted on them!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I once had a BRILLIANT roast dinner in there.



That's all.

Good stuffing? Spit roast?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What time does it kick off

Your Mrs not at home that night?

 

[Northstander]

Woo HOO. The Kings Head (Fishersgate) is hosting a STAG NIGHT on Wednesday 25th October. Not an official one, no-ones getting married or anything. Just purchase a ticket in advance for £10, and you will enter into an evening of debauchery and pure seedy FILTH. Things apparently kick off with a stand-up comedian, and once his act is done, we'll have three SLUTS come up and take all their clothes off, then gyrate round and stuff.

They'll probably be rougher than Mo Mowlam on a bad hair day, and have faces like a welders workbench, but who cares ? Strap on those beer goggles and enjoy the ride, thats what I say. I'm THERE.

Easy, Pictures will be appreciated!

 

[Dave the OAP]

When I played Cricket for Brighton and Hove, we used to have "stag nights".

that was somewhat "interesting"

 

[Race]

You men are sooooo easily pleased, bless ya!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Your Mrs not at home that night?

Below the belt

 

[Dave the OAP]

You men are sooooo easily pleased, bless ya!

when you get to a certain age..........





anyway, you telling me you have never been to a Chippendale or Adonis gig ( or whatever they are called)....the Mrs went to a Chippendale one many years ago and cam,e away most dissapointed that you couldn't see any bits

 

[Les Biehn]

I am gonna court controversy with this but I don't really find 100 braying men and 10 old ropers flapping at each others loose labias in anyway enjoyable.

Been to one of these evenings before and thought it was pretty horrible. Mind you I do seem to be the only one out of my mates who can't see the point in lapdance clubs.

 

[Trufflehound]

I once had a BRILLIANT roast dinner in there.



That's all.

Was that an official NSC meat up?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Strippers ? I've got 5 doors that need sorting. Can I bring them along ?